Thursday, December 8, 2022

Week 14 - How Every Team Can Get In

Wow, what a crazy season. 3 teams have clinched but the remaining 9 teams are technically ALL IN THE PLAYOFF HUNT. I know last week I made fun of David Kim for being eliminated but that was premature! He can actually still make it! Let's break down how each team can make it and what they need to happen. The matchups this week actually help make this possible as there aren't really any throwaway matchups. Even the top 2 seeds are still fighting for the bye as Eric lurks to try and steal one. Let's take a look:

Should Be In

4. Big DK Energy (Paul) and 5. David Y Team (David Y)

What they need:
Win
OR lose and at least 2 losses from Rich, Jung, Simon
OR lose and at least 1 loss from Rich, Jung, Simon and have a higher PF than the lowest PF of the 2 teams that win
OR lose and have a higher PF than the 2nd lowest PF of Rich, Jung, Simon if they all win

This is the easiest duo to plan for. All they need is to win to guarantee a spot in the playoffs and even if they lose, they have multiple paths to get in. I will say though, if they lose, they better hope they lose in a high-scoring affair as there are few teams in the tier below that are right on their heels to get in. An interesting head to head in the final week of the season and would have been the MOTW if not for this lengthy article.

Playoff Hopefuls

6. Dalvin & the Chubbmunks (Rich)

What he needs:
Win and have a higher PF than 2 of Jung and Simon if they win and the loser of Paul vs. David Y
OR lose and have Jung and Simon lose and have a higher PF than any other 6-8 team

This also seems pretty likely. He already has a 60 point lead in the required PF so as long as he wins, he should most likely be in. The biggest thing will just to beat Cho's team who is suffering with byes and injuries, so should be a cakewalk (no jinx).

7. I gotta have Moore cowbell (Jung)

What he needs:

Win and Rich and Simon lose
OR win and have a higher PF than 2 of Rich and Simon if they win and the loser of Paul vs. David Y
OR lose and have Rich and Simon lose and have a higher PF than all of the 6-8 teams

So the best chance here might actually be to win and outscore the loser of Paul and David Y. Jung already has a 20ish point lead on either team and since those 2 teams play each other, one of them is bound to lose (I do not get into ties in this post because truthfully, I don't want to put that much effort into something that has <1% chance of happening).

8. Kamarameha (Simon)

What he needs:

Win and Rich and Jung lose
OR win and have a higher PF than 2 of Jung and Rich if they win and the loser of Paul vs. David Y
OR lose and have Jung and Rich lose and have a higher PF than all of the 6-8 teams

This is where we start having some longshots. Being so far back in PF, the clearest path is the first one: win and hope the 2 teams in front of him stumble.

Playoff Longshots

9. Fe-Brees (Jon)

What he needs:

Win and Rich and Jung lose (Simon loses by default in this scenario as he plays Jon) and have the highest PF amongst all 6-8 teams

So the ask is clear: win and get lucky. He needs the same situation as Simon to play out but he needs to win the matchup. On top of that, he needs to make up to 50ish points that he is currently trailing Rich by. Tough road but not impossible.

10. Jacked Up! (Cho)

What he needs:

Win and Simon and Jung lose (Rich loses by default in this scenario as he plays Cho) and have the highest PF amongst all 6-8 teams

Same situation as Jon except he needs to make up 80+ points... seems unlikely but stranger things have happened.

11. #winnable (Chris)

What he needs:

Win and Simon and Rich lose (Jung loses by default in this scenario as he plays Chris) and have the highest PF amongst all 6-8 teams

Same situation as Jon and Cho except he needs to make up 84+ points... I guess anything is possible with Mahomes? Also, see what I mean about how the matchups worked out great for this final week?

12. Football is Death (David K)

What he needs:

Win and Simon and Rich and Jung lose and have the highest PF amongst all 6-8 teams

Same situation as Jon and Cho and Chris except he needs to make up 126+ points... Like I said, technically not eliminated. But if David K gets into the playoffs with this scenario lined up, I will get a gift for everyone in the league. This would actually just be ridiculous because he needs a 200 point week and almost everyone in front of him to poo-poo the bed (like literally, less than 100 points for most teams, some needing to stay under 70 points... AND THAT'S IF HE SCORES 200).

What a great final weekend of regular season fantasy. I didn't mention the top 3 teams because they'll get an article later in the playoffs (assuming I don't forget. But maybe I forget out of spite)

Good luck to all!










Friday, December 2, 2022

Week 13 - MOTW

Wow, can you believe I'm doing back to back weeks of MOTWs? I know it's late for the Thursday deadline but I actually knew the matchup I was going to pick and realized there were no Thursday players in that matchup.

This season has been nuts. With only 2 weeks to go, nobody has secured a bye and only one team has officially been eliminated from the playoffs.

5. I gotta have Moore cowbell vs. 8. Dalvin & the Chubbmunks (Rich)

Jung is currently on the inside looking out but his place is anything but safe. he's only 12 points ahead of 7th place and he plays against a hungry team that could be more dangerous than their record shows. If Rich can beat Jung, he would guarantee that he jumps at least Jung and most likely the loser of the 7-8 matchup, meaning at the very least, he would be in the playoffs as the 6 seed. Who will stay in the hunt and who will drop out?

QB: Jung ◯ ◯ 🟢 ◯ ◯ Rich

Most weeks, I'd pick Hurts but with Burrow facing off against Mahomes in what should be a shootout, I see lots of throws for the Cincy QB. Hurts gets a relatively tough Titans D but this Philly offense has been humming all season. Expect the typical 25-35 points.

WR: Jung ◯ ◯ ◯ 🟢 ◯ Rich

Initially this one felt like a win for Jung. CeeDee is probably the best WR amongst the 6 for fantasy purposes, Wilson has new life with White, and Palmer has been Herbert's go to guy and Mike Williams is out again. But the advantage Rich has is that AJ Brown will negate and overtake whatever balls are given to him. Additionally, DPJ should get a nice boost with Watson back and Lockett gets to play a terrible Rams team that's basically given up on the season.

RB: Jung ◯ ◯ ◯ ◯ 🟢 Rich

This one is a pretty big win in one direction. Cook and Chubb are true RB1s that do not split their workload in winnable games, meaning they should get garbage time yards. Chubb gets a TERRIBLE Texans D so don't be surprised when he's the overall RB1 for the week. Aaron Jones should be solid against Chicago but he's still splitting with Dillon, and Gibson gets a tougher than they look Giants D while still splitting with Brian Robinson in a game that may be a slow slog-fest.

TE/K/DST: Jung ◯ 🟢 ◯ ◯ ◯ Rich

This one might be a SLIGHT lean towards Jung but I don't see enough to give him the green dot. Seattle gets the aforementioned Rams but Stafford may return. Even if he doesn't, Perkins plays mistake free safe football. It won't win them games but it will prevent the defense from racking up a lot of fantasy points. Both TEs are solid but unspectacular, but that could be said about almost every TE this year. You know what, I'll give Jung the green.

Winner: Rich

Rich continues to build wins to get into the playoff picture. He was a bit unlucky in the beginning of the year and even with the highest points for, he was getting destroyed. Now, his matchup luck has normalized a bit and so his PF is helping him climb the standings when everyone is bunched up with the same record.

Good luck to all!

Thursday, November 24, 2022

Week 12 - Yes, I know I'm Behind

 And I could come up with some type of excuse saying why I've been so busy but I know of at least 2 of you that will say something like "busy eating turkey? stop slacking!" or "what's going on with the blog? no update for so long" so I'll just save the excuse.

It's obviously too late for a MOTW this week but instead, let's do a revisit of my last post 4 weeks ago (man, I really have been slacking) and see how the outlooks of these teams have changed.

Championship Favorites
#winnable (Chris)
I'm sure you've heard from me ad naseum but having Mahomes guarantees a ship. But aside from that stat, Mahomes has literally been one of the best performers in fantasy. Only scoring under 20 once and the explosive potential to hit 40+ in any week, he's truly a fantasy cheat code. On top of that, if Taysom Hill gets any more play, Chris may be starting 2 QBs against every other team in the league. With his PF lead and a lineup without any true weakness (could use some more star power at WR), Chris should waltz in to the playoffs.
When we last left off, Chris was 4-3 and sitting pretty with Mahomes promising to lead another team to the promised land. But now? He's lost 3 of 4, including one of the tightest margin losses last week. His team is sliding in multiple areas: Taysom is no longer useful, his WRs have started to tail off, and his RB2 may have lost his starting job. Can Mahomes's magic still carry Chris in to the playoffs? My gut says it will be close.
New Prediction: Just misses playoffs

Jacked Up! (Cho)
Cho's team has kind of flown under the radar but if you really take a look at it, it's a juggernaut. Lamar is having an MVP-esque season, he arguably has 3 WR1s, he has the overall RB1 who could become even better in SF, and a Dallas defense that hunts sacks and turnovers that, even though they may be matchup proof, has a very favorable schedule. If he can upgrade his RB2 before the final push, he may be fighting for a bye.
Most of the comments for Cho's team still holds true. CMC should still carry, his WRs are still all touch hogs, and Lamar is sneakily in the MVP conversation, carrying his offense. So what gives? Why is he in 7th? A 3+ point loss to David Y and a 1+ point loss to Dan has given him just a 2-2 record over the last 4 weeks. If it wasn't for a bit of bad luck, he'd be fighting for a bye instead of struggling to stay in the playoff hunt. I still trust in the talen of this team.
New Prediction: Playoff Lock

Playoff Locks
Trey Lance Refrigeration (Eric)
Imagine if Eric had a decent QB. He's got 3 top 24 WRs, 2 underrated RBs whose pre-draft value got pushed so far down they ended up becoming potential league winners, and the undisputed #1 TE in the game. Wilson has always been a notoriously slow starter in fantasy, always performing better in the second half of seasons. If he can rediscover some of that magic and become a top 8 QB on a consistent basis, this could be the most complete team top to bottom.
So, did Eric get the QB he needed? Wilson hasn't gotten better and Rodgers haven't really been much better (although he has admittedly been better than Wilson). The rest of his roster remains solid, but not spectacular. But with Kelce putting him so far ahead in one position, he can afford some slack at all the other positions. Additionally, he's 6-5, which is apparently huge this year. I think one more win gets him in so even with a tough ROS schedule, he should be able to squeeze one out.
New Prediction: Playoff Lock

Fe-Brees (Jon)
Jon's team has performed about league average to this point but I think his second half outlook looks great. Juju is starting to thrive next to Mahomes. Ken Walker looks like a true RB1. Tyreek has put to rest any question to whether or not he should be a top 5 WR regardless of who is throwing him the ball. Kyler Murray has shown that he can perform if he has the right weapons on the field with him. While Jonathan Taylor is struggling, he has too much talent so I expect him to bounce back. If Dulcich works out for Jon, watch out.
A mixed bag is what I would say since the last time we checked in. Juju got a concussion, Walker has been a little more human recently, and JT still hasn't really shown the RB1 prowess he promised to bring. Murray's injury and Dulcich not being the savior Jon expected keeps this team from realy being locked in as a contender but there's still enough talent here to squeeze out 2 wins against a relatively easy end of season slate.
New Prediction: The Lucky Last One In


Dalvin & the Chubbmunks (Rich)
Arguably the best name this year, Rich's team has actually been incredibly solid. He's just had some horrendous matchup luck with some of the biggest scoring games coming against him. His WR3 spot is in flux after Samuel and London have been dealing with some QB issues, but Dalvin and Chubb carry this team as 2 workhorse backs that are the foundation of their offense. Burrow is discovering that magic again that got them to the super bowl last year and if Hock can be a top 5 TE (which isn't that hard with how poorly the position has been doing), Rich might climb up the standings quickly.
After 2 strong wins, the last 2 weeks have been quite unlucky for Rich. Back to back AJ Brown duds and his RBs not performing at the level that's expected of them, Rich finds himself quite a ways back in 11th place. He's still 2nd best in PF but needing 3 wins out of 3 seems like a tall task for any team.
New Prediction: Out of the playoffs

The Lucky Last One In
So this was a close one between Dan and Mike. But in the end I chose...

Urkel Grue (Dan)
While both teams look pretty solid on paper, I like Dan's fully healthy team better. Waddle, Diggs, and Keenan form a ridiculous trio at WR, along with Mixon and Etienne who have both been utilized in less than ideal settings but are starting to trend in the right direction. Kittle could actually end up as the TE3 with CMC eating up some of his target share but creating more efficient gains when he does get the ball. Carr is a little underwhelming but maybe Geno can be the x-factor that takes this team over the top. Mike's team looks solid too but it just looks like a step down on everything I wrote about Eric's team (3 top 36 WRs, 2 younger but more volatile backs, #2 TE).
What a great call by me! He hasn't lost since the last post and with the way the season is shaking out, he may have locked a first round bye, already accumulating 8 wins and leading the league in PF. With Keenan back, Kittle a bit more dangerous, Geno producing QB1 numbers and solidifying his QB position, and some explosive games from his RBs has made Dan's team a true threat in the playoffs.
New Prediction: Championship Favorite

So who else makes the playoffs?
BEST TEAM (Mike)
The other team that just missed the post last time, Mike is the other team that has not lost since the last post. He's in a similar position as Dan but he has a slightly lower ceiling. His WRs and RBs are a step below Dan's but his true X-factor is Tua, who is having an MVP-esque season. If he can get a little playoff matchup luck, I don't see why he can't win the league in back to back seasons.
Prediction: Championship Favorite

David Y Team (David Y)
This one has less to do with his team's talent and more to do with his existing position. He's already got 6 wins, which really probably means he only needs one more to get in. This doesn't mean his team is devoid of talent. Henry and Adams are arguably top 5 at their positions and his WR depth is deeper than most teams (would have liked to see him trade for another RB before the trade deadline). If Waller can come back and be a top 4 TE, he may be able to compete on more than luck.
Prediction: Playoff Lock

Good luck to all!

Thursday, October 27, 2022

Week 8 - What a Weird Year

I know anyone can say this in hindsight but I knew this year was going to be weird. After about the top 26 picks in the draft, the next 5 rounds were going to be a crapshoot. It was really hard to justify a certain receiver over a back or how early or late certain QBs or TEs should go. And that has manifested itself into one of the weirdest rankings I've seen at the midpoint of the season.

8 teams are 4-3.

The worst 2 teams are only 2 games out of a playoff spot but also only 2 games out from being 1st.

If you take out the best and worst team outliers, the PF between 2nd and 11th is less than 70 points (<10 points per week).

The volatility of the real life product is reflected in the fantasy season. The lower scoring offenses, no "good" teams after the 3 dominant teams in the league, fading older QBs, inconsistent younger QBs, aging WRs being displaced by streaky young guns, and the RB and TE landscape being extremely murky beyond the top 2 or 3 options all have coalesced into a season where truly anybody can win. So let's see who we think will actually be fighting for the prize 7 weeks from now.

Championship Favorites
#winnable (Chris)
I'm sure you've heard from me ad naseum but having Mahomes guarantees a ship. But aside from that stat, Mahomes has literally been one of the best performers in fantasy. Only scoring under 20 once and the explosive potential to hit 40+ in any week, he's truly a fantasy cheat code. On top of that, if Taysom Hill gets any more play, Chris may be starting 2 QBs against every other team in the league. With his PF lead and a lineup without any true weakness (could use some more star power at WR), Chris should waltz in to the playoffs.

Jacked Up! (Cho)
Cho's team has kind of flown under the radar but if you really take a look at it, it's a juggernaut. Lamar is having an MVP-esque season, he arguably has 3 WR1s, he has the overall RB1 who could become even better in SF, and a Dallas defense that hunts sacks and turnovers that, even though they may be matchup proof, has a very favorable schedule. If he can upgrade his RB2 before the final push, he may be fighting for a bye.

Playoff Locks
Trey Lance Refrigeration (Eric)
Imagine if Eric had a decent QB. He's got 3 top 24 WRs, 2 underrated RBs whose pre-draft value got pushed so far down they ended up becoming potential league winners, and the undisputed #1 TE in the game. Wilson has always been a notoriously slow starter in fantasy, always performing better in the second half of seasons. If he can rediscover some of that magic and become a top 8 QB on a consistent basis, this could be the most complete team top to bottom.

Fe-Brees (Jon)
Jon's team has performed about league average to this point but I think his second half outlook looks great. Juju is starting to thrive next to Mahomes. Ken Walker looks like a true RB1. Tyreek has put to rest any question to whether or not he should be a top 5 WR regardless of who is throwing him the ball. Kyler Murray has shown that he can perform if he has the right weapons on the field with him. While Jonathan Taylor is struggling, he has too much talent so I expect him to bounce back. If Dulcich works out for Jon, watch out.

Dalvin & the Chubbmunks (Rich)
Arguably the best name this year, Rich's team has actually been incredibly solid. He's just had some horrendous matchup luck with some of the biggest scoring games coming against him. His WR3 spot is in flux after Samuel and London have been dealing with some QB issues, but Dalvin and Chubb carry this team as 2 workhorse backs that are the foundation of their offense. Burrow is discovering that magic again that got them to the super bowl last year and if Hock can be a top 5 TE (which isn't that hard with how poorly the position has been doing), Rich might climb up the standings quickly.

The Lucky Last One In
So this was a close one between Dan and Mike. But in the end I chose...

Urkel Grue (Dan)
While both teams look pretty solid on paper, I like Dan's fully healthy team better. Waddle, Diggs, and Keenan form a ridiculous trio at WR, along with Mixon and Etienne who have both been utilized in less than ideal settings but are starting to trend in the right direction. Kittle could actually end up as the TE3 with CMC eating up some of his target share but creating more efficient gains when he does get the ball. Carr is a little underwhelming but maybe Geno can be the x-factor that takes this team over the top. Mike's team looks solid too but it just looks like a step down on everything I wrote about Eric's team (3 top 36 WRs, 2 younger but more volatile backs, #2 TE).

Good luck to all!

Thursday, October 13, 2022

Week 6 - MNF Recap and MOTW

So.... I totally missed last week's MOTW. I was going to do Jon and Dan in what I expected to be a close matchup (more on that later) but work got crazy and my kids got sick and I had a marriage ministry retreat... but enough excuses! I'll do an extra long post with 2 parts: first we will break down the ridiculous MNF game and then get a MOTW for week 6.

Let's start by breaking down what was one of the more memorable MNF matchups as 8 teams had actual matchup implications going into the night. Usually, even if you have multiple matchups waiting on the Monday night result, only 1 or 2 can actually impact the final result or become nailbiters but this week was extraordinarily ridiculous. Let's go from least to most intense.

4. Jung vs. Paul

Jung entered the night down less than 15 points. He still had CEH, who has been freakishly effective on a low touch count, and the KC defense facing off against a potent but not-quite-living-up-to-their-potential Raiders. It wasn't quite in the bag but it definitely felt winnable.

The first big moment of the game came when CEH had a ridiculous catch on a short pass and seemed to get tackled in to the end zone. But on further review, it was 1 yard short, leading Kelce to vulture his TD (more on this later). 6.1 points down the drain.

On the ensuing Raiders drive, the KC defense finally got a huge play. Chris Jones rushed from the outside, sacked Carr, and as he was driving him to the ground, ripped the ball away from him. 3 points for Jung!... until the refs make the worst roughing the passer call since... Sunday when Grady Jarrett got a flag for... tackling Tom Brady? Anyways, there goes another 3 points AND potentially another 1 because the Raiders ended up hitting a FG on this play which took them over the scoring bracket that would cost Jung a point.

Finally, on the last TD drive, Mahomes once again found CEH on the right side for a quick screen and it looked like he might be able to make it in. But once again, he gets stopped on the 1, even as he reaches for the pylon. Another 6.1 points disappeared, just like that.

That's 15.2 points that Jung missed out on in a matchup decided by less than 10 points. Rough week for Jung but it's about to get worse for some of the other people on this list.

3. David K vs. Simon

David needed 19 points to win this matchup. It was a long shot with only a kicker left but if he could get a couple long field goals on the board early, it didn't seem out of the realm of possibility.

The game actually started out poorly for David. The Raiders scored 2 TDs in the first 16 minutes of the game so he only had 2 points to show for it. It felt like it was going to take a miracle to even have a shot. Well, somebody decided to call in a miracle.

The first 50+ yard field goal came after the Raiders are stopped at the 34 yard line facing 4th and 1. Josh Jacobs has been eating up yards like crazy at this point (also more to come on Jacobs) and in a fight against KC, you don't really want to try and win with kicks. I thought this was a clear go for it situation. Instead, they trotted out Carlson to make it a 3 possession game. 7 points in the first half? Simon wasn't quite fretting yet.

After KC scored a quick TD to make it 17-7, the Raiders were outside of FG range and facing third and long in their own territory. They were about to turn the ball over and allow KC to get the last points of the half until that BS Chris Jones play kept the drive alive. The next few plays were super conservative, getting them to the KC 32. Now usually, you add 17 yards to where the line of scrimmage is to get your FG distance: 9 for the end zone, 8 for where the holder sets up. But this one added 18 to make it a 50 yard field goal. For kickers, 49 and 50 are basically the same thing. But for our league, that's an extra point. David suddenly had 12 points going in to the half, only needing 7 to wrap this thing up.

In the second half, KC takes the lead and the Raiders are trying to stay in the game. They get a huge play from Josh Jacobs that takes them to the KC22. That means if they gain a couple yards and kick a field goal, at most, it should only count for 3 points as it will be 39 yards or under. But instead, Carr gets sacked, barely gets yards on his next 2 plays and they kick a 47 yarder. 4 more points means only 3 to win for David.

After the Raiders score the game-tying TD, McDaniels goes for 2 instead of the XP. 1 point wouldn't change the outcome of the matchup but at least there was then a chance for OT. The Chiefs got the ball back and started driving down and it looked like they might run out the clock. But their drive stalled, giving the Raiders one more chance. On a huge play (that I'll go into detail later), the Raiders don't get in to FG range and ultimately David never gets his chance to win the matchup. Simon's blood pressure goes back to normal as he squeaks by on a win of less than 3 points.

2. Jon vs. Dan

Jon had a 21.4 point lead going in to this game. He could absorb some TDs but if Carr had a monster game, it was over for him.

The first half was actually quite favorable for Jon. Carr did throw a TD but with Josh Jacobs dominating and scoring a rushing TD, it seemed like it could be a quiet night for Carr. He even should have fumbled on that sack that we've mentioned before, losing 2 points, which would have been enough for the win if everything else held the same.

In the second half, as the Chiefs dominated time of possession and Carr struggled with finding receivers, it looked like it might be in the bag. But with their backs against the wall and a 7 point deficit, Carr found Adams deep for a TD on a completely busted coverage by the Chiefs secondary. Thankfully, the Raiders didn't attempt to throw on the 2 point conversion so there was no chance he would lose there. Jon was holding on to a .18 (i.e. 5 passing yard lead) and just needed Mahomes to ice the game so Carr never touched the ball again. Mahomes failed to convert on 3rd and 4 and Carr got one more chance to lead Dan's team to victory.

The first 2 plays were running plays by the Raiders. At first I was confused but it made sense. They only needed to get in field goal range, Jacobs had been super effective, the Chiefs were preventing any huge downfield shots, and they needed to kill clock to make sure that the Chiefs didn't have a chance at winning the game themselves. After the 2 minute warning though, Carr finds Renfrow for 9 yards, flipping the .18 lead from Jon to Dan. Jon still had a chance if Carr, in his desperation, threw a pick, or got sacked and fumbled the ball. But a few plays later, on a failed 4th down attempt, it was over. Jon would lose the closest matchup of the night, only .54 points, on the last meaningful drive of the game.

1. David Y vs. Eric

David entered the matchup with a lead of 29.98 points. He had Adams and Waller. Eric had Jacobs and Kelce. If you watched the game, or you've been reading any of the stuff above, you know how this ends. But before the game, David seemed pretty comfortable. He could absorb one monster game with the points he had and he basically had 2 star receiving options to outscore whoever didn't have the monster game. Well, what if both have monster games?

Disaster first struck when after 2 drives, Waller appeared on the sidelines in a hoodie. He had reaggravated a hamstring issue and wasn't going to return to the game. At this point, this was terrible news for David but Adams had just scored a 58 yard TD and Kelce hadn't quite done anything yet so it was not as comforting but a 40+ point lead midway through the 1st quarter was not the worst situation to be in.

On the next Raiders drive, one Josh (McDaniels) decided the other Josh (Jacobs) was going to feature heavily. There were 12 snapped balls on this drive. 6 were rushes by Jacobs, including the 1 yard TD. The worst part was that Adams had basically set the TD up with nothing to show for it. He drew 2 PI calls for 48 yards, including one in the end zone that set up the 1 yard run. But hope was not lost. It was still a 30 point game midway through the 2nd quarter. And then Mahomes took over.

We've heard it already, right? Kelce 1 yard TD after CEH can't get in. Jacobs runs some more. After halftime, another Kelce TD. Jacobs gets some more while Carr struggles in the pass game. Another Kelce TD, tying his career record. Adams still is catchless in the 2nd half. Jacobs continues to pound the rock. Kelce has made up 20+ points from all these short TD catches and Jacobs has made up the rest of the deficit by just grinding out yards. At this point, the score is 107.04-103.36. David is clinging on to a small lead with the Raiders taking over on offense.

Jacobs gets the rock 3 of the first 4 plays and he breaks off 2 huge runs, one for 14 and another for 37. This is the point where Eric first takes the lead. He's up 108.66-107.04. The drive ends in a FG and with the ball back to Mahomes, Eric can breathe easy as David can't make up points while KC has the ball. 

The good news gets better for Eric. Kelce stays quiet all drive until he vultures the 1 yard TD from CEH again on an easy crossing route through the entire Raiders defense. He was literally uncovered. I don't understand how a guy catches 3 TDs against your team and then you decide the best course of action at the 1 yard line is to not cover him. But anyways, Eric is happy. It's not over but at 115.26-107.04, he can absorb a TD if Jacobs can eat up some of the yards.

Well, Jacobs does eat up some yards, 29 to be exact, but on 3rd and 6, Carr bombs it to Adams for a 48 yard TD strike. After being quiet the entire 2nd half, Adams puts David back on top: 118.34-118.06. Jacobs falls just short of the 2 point conversion, keeping David in the lead. He can't quite rest easy yet as Kelce takes the field, trying to kill the clock.

Surprisingly though, on KC's last meaningful drive, Kelce doesn't even get targeted once. A combination of Sky Moore, CEH, and Hardman fails to ice the game, giving the Raiders one last chance. And with the Raiders needing to move the ball, it seems like it's time for Adams to put the finishing touches on the game.

Until Jacobs runs. And runs again. And runs again. He racks up 21 yards in a hurry, giving Eric the lead again at 120.26-118.34. But the Raiders realize they need to start throwing the ball as they know they're not going to make up the yards to get in to FG range by just running with Jacobs. On 3rd and 1, with the game on the line, Carr hits Adams on the right sideline for 15 yards! Just enough to get into FG range and to give David the slimmest of leads (.08). But on further review, Adams taps his toe before he gets full control of the ball, leading to a 4th and 1. On 4th and I, Carr gets a blitz up the middle so he decides to air it out for Adams again and he runs into Renfrow on overlapping routes, not allowing him to even have a chance at the ball. The game ends in a disappointing loss for both the Raiders and David.

What an exhilarating night with 4 people happy they survived and 4 people disappointed in the outcomes. Isn't this what we play fantasy for?

On to the...

MOTW

5. BEST TEAM (Mike) vs. 8. #winnable (Chris)

Since I wrote on so many teams above, I thought I'd give a shoutout to 2 teams in the middle of the pack. But these are not ordinary middle of the pack teams. Chris may be in 8th but he's got the highest PF and has had some bad matchup luck (although nobody is beating Rich in the bad luck department. Not even Chris matches all of Rich's opponents' points combined). He's got the league trump card in Mahomes and possibly the X-factor of the year in Taysom. On the other side, Mike might be middling so far but he's the reigning champ. He won't go down easily.

QB: Mike ◯ ◯ ◯ 🟢 ◯ Chris

At first I was going to put this all the way to Chris's side but he does get a stingy defense in the Bills that may cause him to get some negative points. He'll still get 30+ in a shootout but probably not the 50 we're expecting. On the other side, Rodgers has been disappointing but if there's ever a get right opportunity, it's against the Jets. He won't score as much as Mahomes but he'll keep it competitive as he finally tosses 3 TD in a game.

WR: Mike ◯ 🟢  ◯ ◯ Chris

Most of the receivers in this matchup are kind of boom bust 2nd options. Higgins will depend on who Burrow locks on to that week (him or Chase), Thielen requires a double team on JJ to really be productive, Godwin requires Mike Evans to have a slow day, Gabe Davis gets long balls but is a clear 2nd behind Diggs, and Olave may have to compete with both Thomas and Kamara, depending on who plays QB. The pendulum swings to Mike's side because Cooper Kupp is the first, second, and third option for the Rams and Stafford's subconscious racism.

RB: Mike ◯ ◯ ◯ 🟢 ◯ Chris

I almost put this all the way to Chris again but Ekeler and Fournette have almost been playing too well to keep it going. I expect them to combine to score around 40 points but there's no way they both score 30+ like last week... right? On the other side, Jeff Wilson should get nice run in a game SF should win easily and Rhamondre gets to feast on a Cleveland team that Ekeler just destroyed on the ground.

TE/K/DST: Mike ◯ ◯ 🟢  ◯ Chris

Mike has arguably the best (or second best) TE you can have in the game. But Chris has a freaking QB/RB/TE/coach playing in his TE spot. He could put up 0, he could up 35. You really just don't know. He's an Andy Dalton injury away from playing 2 QBS in his roster. Bass should be heavily involved in a high scoring affair and both defenses get to face mediocre offenses and should be able to generate some sacks and turnovers, although I do like GB a tad more than a Bosa-less Chargers D. If you want to swing it Mike's way, I don't blame you but I'll call it a wash.

Winner: Chris

If Chris is going to win the league and keep the Mahomes reverse curse (blessing?) going, he's going to have to start rolling off wins so he's not fighting to make the playoffs. He'll continue his winning ways this week in what should be a comfortable win over Mike (10+ points).

Good luck to all!



Sunday, October 2, 2022

Week 4 - MOTW

You may be thinking "Simon, you're late for this week too!" But I actually already had the matchup below in mind and realized they wouldn't play anybody in the Thursday game, meaning I wouldn't have to write this until the weekend (although this is the truth, some detractors will automatically assume I am slacking. To them (actually, just David K) I say, suck it.)*

*Yes, I am reusing my excuse from last week even though this week I was sick which caused the delay. But it still applies! (And for those that think that I am just picking a matchup after the Thursday game that was not affected by the Thursday game, I can neither confirm nor deny that is true)

MOTW

1. Football is Death (David K) vs. 2. Jacked Up! (Cho)

1 vs. 2

QB: David ◯ ◯ 🟢 ◯ ◯ Cho

Initially, i was leaning towards David as Josh Allen should shred a defense that gave up 6 TDs to Tua and Lamar may struggle with arguably the best defense un the NFL. But then I realized that half of Buffalo's defense is injured and Lamar will have to go nuts for the Ravens to stay in the game, which I have full faith that he will do.

WR: David ◯ ◯ 🟢 ◯ ◯ Cho

These 2 teams actually have really similar profiles. They both have a WR1 that's a target hog in an iffy offense (Marquise, Pittman), they both have a WR1A/B in a maybe iffier offense and across from another WR that could lay claim to that role (Sutton, Samuel), and they both have a rookie WR that may be the WR1 on their team (Wilson, Doubs). Too close to call this one.

RB: David ◯ ◯ ◯ 🟢 ◯ Cho

Finally, a non-tie. While Najee should feast on the Jets in a game they're expected to win, CMC and Kareem Hunt are two top 18 backs, regardless of matchup. While Hunt and Pollard both share reps with another runner on their team, Hunt's ability + surrounding talent surpasses what Pollard is able to do.

TE/K/DST: David ◯ ◯ 🟢  ◯ Cho

Both TEs have compromised QB situations so I'll call that pretty much a wash, even though whichever TE catches a TD may be the one that makes the difference in this matchup. From a D perspective, Pittsburgh does get Zach Wilson in his season debut but Watt is out so we can temper expectations (also, hopefully nobody's mom is there which would only motivate Wilson to be amazing).

Winner: Cho

It's going to be a close matchup with the winner taking first place going into week 5 but I think Cho squeaks this one out solely on the RB advantage he has. David is still in great position at 3-1 but will have to acquiesce his spot at the top of the leader board.

Good luck to all!

Friday, September 23, 2022

Week 3 - MOTW

Sorry for missing last week but the content I had drafted sucked so I just skipped it. And you may be thinking "Simon, you're late for this week too!" But I actually already had the matchup below in mind and realized they wouldn't play anybody in the Thursday game, meaning I wouldn't have to write this until the weekend (although this is the truth, some detractors will automatically assume I am slacking. To them (actually, just David K) I say, suck it.)

MOTW

7. Big DK Energy (Paul) vs. 8. David Y Team (David Y)

Paul and David are both chilling right on the fringe of the playoff zone. Neither team has been explosive but all that matters is how they perform this week. Neither team is out of contention with a loss but everyone here has played fantasy long enough that 2-1 feels a whole lot better than 1-2.

QB: Paul ◯ ◯ 🟢 ◯ ◯ David

2 white QBs that can't really move, both should be playing in shootouts because their defenses aren't that great, and both have enough high profile weapons do some serious damage. Expect 3 TDs from both. Any difference in their performance will come from injuries or turnovers.

WR: Paul ◯ 🟢 ◯ ◯ ◯ David

This is an interesting situation where each team has the other QB's #1 target. However, JJeff is a MUCH bigger funnel for Cousins than McLaurin is for Wentz. He should be able to neutralize Cousins to a certain degree, especially after a sub-par game last week. Adams has had a huge game and a not so huge game so we'll see which one shows up. Kirk has been a favorite of Lawrence and I can see him matching Adams this week. DK and DJ are only one letter apart and their performances should be about even as well.

RB: Paul ◯ ◯ 🟢 ◯ ◯ David

Neither RB room inspires a whole lot of confidence. I wanted to give Paul the edge as he has the youngest back in the bunch in Javonte but that split carry system in Denver and a tough 49ers front 7 means a long day ahead for him. Zeke does beat up on the G-men but I can also see Henry steamrolling the Raiders in a must win game. CPatt has been a pleasant surprise but I have to believe that his ceiling is capped.

TE/K/DST: Paul ◯ ◯ ◯ 🟢 ◯ David

David gets a slight edge for having the best Kicker in the league and a tough SF D that faces a coach in Hackett who has no idea how to game manage. I believe this is the game that Hackett's ineptitude causes some kind of actual on field error, leading to more cries for him to be fired. Usually I would say Waller > Goedert but there's a good chance they just end up cancelling each other out.

Winner: Paul

I think this is going to be close (<5 points) and the difference is going to be JJeff having a monster game that covers Cousins's points and then some. Adams and Waller stealing each other's looks is also a negative for David's team.

Good luck to all!

Wednesday, September 7, 2022

2022 - Welcome All

Welcome back to the league! This is our 5th straight year with the full cast of characters returning, which always increases the possibilities of rivalries due to the familiarity, the biggest being Jon's distaste for Chris being able to make the playoffs without actually managing his team. The rivalry got a bigger boost as they met each other in the 3rd place game with Jon coming out on top. Let's see how the drama develops this year. But for now, let's focus on the positive life events of the past year:

- David Y is expecting a baby girl and bought a house
- Jon is expecting a baby boy
- Paul got married and bought a house
- Rich welcomed a baby girl into the world

If there's anybody I missed, I do apologize but it also probably means we haven't talked in a while. Don't be a stranger and reach out any time, especially to share good news!

As for the football side of things, We've reached a point where nobody is making truly bonehead moves. Therefore, let's just get to some of my favorite teams and my least favorite teams as we enter the season.

Favorites:
Fe-Brees (Jon)
Anytime you have the first pick, you're clearly in a good position to win. That goes extra for this year when it seems like JT is the safest floor + ceiling candidate we've had in fantasy since LT (not saying he's as good as LT but more to the fact that he sits in his own tier). Add to that 3 WRs that may all finish in the top 20, a QB who could finish top 3, and relatively deep options at RB2, and it's a great formula for winning the league.

BEST TEAM (Mike)
Mike will be going for the back to back win and he nailed his draft to make that dream a reality. Kupp probably won't be as good as last season, but he should finish a WR1. Conner and Pierce are as close to bell cow backs that we have in the league and Rhamondre could actually unseat either of them. Gabe David and Darnell Mooney should see huge target increases on very different offenses. Olave, Tolbert, Tua, and Osborn are interesting boom candidates that could help in the latter half of the season.

Football is Death (David K)
What? Simon is actually complimenting David? Is he just trying to suck up to his biggest critic? Or is this because David K tried to pay him an extra penny in league fees to carry out some kind of "bribery" to prove that Simon is corrupt (by the way, I'll add that penny to the 1st place winner's payout)? Well, let's just say this ranking is actually well-earned. Najee and Swift are both under-25 backs who should be leaned on in different ways: Najee as a 20 carry back and Swift as a 10+10 back (carries + targets). Sutton and Brown end up in much better QB situations and his WR3 options may not be spectacular but some of them have sky high boom potential (Treylon the new AJ? Boyd is already solid but one injury away from being a legit WR2/3). Add in Josh Allen who probably has the best floor+ceiling combo of any QB and he may finally stop me from criticizing his family.

Dark Horse:
#Winnable (Chris)
I actually don't like most of Chris's team. Tee Higgins as a WR1? Fournette and Dobbins are anything but sure things and Knox is the most likely to get frozen out of that new offense. So why is he a dark horse? One word: Mahomes. So far, Mahomes is 4/4, even taking Mike's 6th seeded team last year to the ship. I won't ever count Mahomes out, in real life or in fantasy.

Najee in yout bahjee 🍆 (Jung)
His WR corp is insane. In theory, all 3 could be WR1s AND CeeDee may actually finish as WR1. I don't trust Hurts as a thrower, but he can finish as a top 12 QB as a rusher. Gibson and CEH are solid value picks, going against all the negative news against them. Woods, Doubs, Moore, and Lawrence are great late round lottery tickets that could pay off. All he'll need is 1 or 2 to hit for this team to become a monster.

Cellar Dweller:
David Y Team (David Y)
It's not entirely his fault as his team was auto-drafted, but the fact that he allowed it to be auto-drafted does make it his fault. I guess entirely. But anyways, other than Davante, there's a lot of questions. Is Tom still Tom at age 45 + the fighting with Gisele? Do we trust Baker and Wentz to be effective enough for DJ and Terry to carry this team? Will Henry be as effective in his age 28 season? Dillon is still technically a backup back, right? Will CPatt be as valuable with only RB eligibility? Do you want to count on both Patriot WRs? To me, this is one too many questions for one team to take.

Trey Lance Regrigeration (Eric)
Chase is solid. And then? Kelce may be too old. Is Breece even the RB1 on his own team? Same question for WR for Dionte. Same question for Josh Jacobs. Which Aiyuk are we getting? Would you rather have Miles Sanders or Josh Jacobs? Do you want both? Not as many questions as David's team but still too many concerns to feel good about the start of the season.

One last note: If you plan on changing your name, please change your team names by the Sunday of Week 1 so it is more reflective of your teams. Thank you to those that already have! 

Good luck to all!

Sunday, January 2, 2022

Week 17 - The First Week 17 MOTW Ever

Late post but we are here for the championship. Either way, a first time champ will be crowned. 

MOTW

4. David Y Team (David Y) vs. 6. BEST TEAM (Mike)

It's been a crazy season due to COVID and injuries which is reflected in the fact that the neither of the 2 teams had a bye and in the case of Mike, needed a win in week 14 just to make it in.

Who will add his name to the list of champions to be enshrined forever? And who goes down as the forgettable loser?

Key Injuries: 

David - None

Mike - Thielen (WR1/2), Hunt (RB2/3)

QB: David ◯ ◯ ◯ 🟢 ◯ Mike

Mahomes is going to be an absolute shootout against Burrow in this game. If you saw what Herbert did a couple weeks ago against this defense, just imagine what Mahomes will do, now that his offense is clicking. I'm not expecting anything fewer than 30 points with the potential for a 40+ performance. Hurts gets a Washington D that just got torched by the Cowboys but they get some guys back from protocols and usually play better than they are in division games. Hurts still has a solid floor but won't be able to match Pat. 

WR: David ◯ ◯ 🟢  ◯ Mike

Mike's got 3 solid WR1/2s. Lockett has found his mojo with Russ back, Waddle has been the go to man in Miami, and ditto for Cooks in Houston. If he had Thielen, he might have had a headache trying to figure out who to play. How is David going to match that? Well, Hill is going to have to have a big game if my prediction for Mahomes is to come true. On top of that, he's going to be able to neutralize a lot of what Mahomes does in the passing game because of the 2.5x value of receiving yards vs. passing yards. Evans gets a great matchup against the Jets with the only potential issue being the lead getting too big. Van Jefferson has been solid and gets a depleted secondary that can be thrown on. Expect at least 1 or 2 deep shots for him in this game.  

RB: David ◯ 🟢   ◯ Mike

Mixon has transformed into a true RB1 in the latter half of the season. He will need to play like one not just for the Bengals to win but also for Mike not to fall too behind in this position battle. Mike is forced to play Darrell Williams who isn't a sexy play but with CEH out, he should get 12+ touches. David will hope that his two top 20 RBs in Jacobs and Ekeler will help create a large lead. Both backs get tough defenses but they should get the bulk of touches in their respective offenses.

TE/K/DST: David ◯ 🟢 ◯ ◯ ◯ Mike

The biggest name here is Mark Andrews who has been the best TE in fantasy this season (literally, both by total or average points). The Rams have a great pass rush and secondary but can be susceptible to be beat by the TE. Outside of Andrews, nobody pops out in this matchup. Chicago and TB defenses should dominate against both crappy teams from NY and both kickers should get ample opportunities in high scoring affairs (no weather advantage for either kicker as they are both playing outdoors in cold, windy locations).

Winner: Mike

How? If you look at the green circles, this should be David's win. But how many times have I said it? Mahomes = Championship. Mike becomes the 4th champion that Mahomes crowns and the streak lives on.

Good luck to all!