In other news, it looks like we got 2 big frontrunners in Mike and Chris (something about the people who were recently in Korea) and then a slew of teams trying to stay in the top 6. It's only 2 weeks in but perennial powerhouses Dan, Eric, and Simon are struggling at the bottom as the only teams with no wins.
How do I know these teams are powerhouses? Well, what a great segue into the actual content of this post: the updated FPI! Did I just update this because I happened to win last year? No... (I actually did plan to update it last year but never found the time to) but if that's what you want to believe, I'm okay with that. Here's some required reading on how it is calculated:
1) All playoff performances are measured since I took over as commissioner of the league (2010).
2) You get points for the following things:
Playoff appearance: 1 point
3rd place: 2 points
2nd place: 3 points
1st place: 5 points
3) More recent performance is weighted more heavily than past performance. Going forward, these percentages will probably stay as performance 10+ years ago will not indicate how well they are currently performing:
2020: 24%
2019: 20%
2018: 16%
2017: 13%
2016: 10%
2015: 7%
2014: 4%
2013: 3%
2015: 7%
2014: 4%
2013: 3%
2012: 2%
2011: 1%
4) Certain GMs have dropped out so their teams are counted as being "inherited" by other fantasy GMs. My analysis mostly focuses around Team FPIs in order to ensure enough history for each team to be statistically significant. However, I will make some pointers on interesting observations from each player's perspective.
5) A quick key to how to decode how good a fantasy team is:
>2: Dynastic. Probably cheating like the Patriots (pre-Brady's departure) or just insanely talented like the Chiefs.
1.1-2: Playoff locks and championship threats. Think Packers and Ravens.
0.8-1.1: Playoff contenders but need a little luck to win the whole thing. Comparable to the Browns, Bills, Rams, and Seahawks.
0.3-0.8: Stepladder for above teams to make playoffs. Will they win some games? Yes. But so do the Cardinals, Titans, and Colts but they're not challenging anybody for the ship.
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4) Certain GMs have dropped out so their teams are counted as being "inherited" by other fantasy GMs. My analysis mostly focuses around Team FPIs in order to ensure enough history for each team to be statistically significant. However, I will make some pointers on interesting observations from each player's perspective.
5) A quick key to how to decode how good a fantasy team is:
>2: Dynastic. Probably cheating like the Patriots (pre-Brady's departure) or just insanely talented like the Chiefs.
1.1-2: Playoff locks and championship threats. Think Packers and Ravens.
0.8-1.1: Playoff contenders but need a little luck to win the whole thing. Comparable to the Browns, Bills, Rams, and Seahawks.
0.3-0.8: Stepladder for above teams to make playoffs. Will they win some games? Yes. But so do the Cardinals, Titans, and Colts but they're not challenging anybody for the ship.
<0.3: Thanks for your donation to the fantasy football payout fund. We encourage you to follow the Jaguars or Lions this NFL season.
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Comparisons to real NFL teams (not just this year but their history over the past 10 seasons or so), grouped by Player FPI:
Elite:
Brian Cho (2.41) - KC Chiefs: They were always solid before but recently have become a dynasty with no signs of slowing down.
Simon Kim (2.2) - Baltimore Ravens: Win every once in a while but can't seem to string it back to back. However, they're always in the hunt for the next trophy.
Dan Park (2.09) - New Orleans Saints: Won one ship and consistently in talks to win another one
Solid:
Eric Lee (1.19) - Pittsburgh Steelers: Never really a bad year, but biggest successes were in the past and looking to prove himself and stay elite
Rich Kim (1.17) - New England Patriots: At one point, they were a dynasty. Now? They're falling quick. Will need to be more competitive before they slide further.
Jon Lee (0.85) - Dallas Cowboys: So hyped about themselves every year only to make little to no noise in the playoffs. The confidence never wavers though: they believe they are a great team every year.
Mike Lee (0.84) - San Francisco 49ers: Had good performances, followed by a lull, but returning to competitive form. Could this be their year?
Getting there:
David Kim (0.71) - Houston Texans: Had some great highs and showed unlimited potential to be a juggernaut at various points. But some of their personnel moves are baffling.
The opposite of the "cream of the crop":
David Yim (0.23) - Jacksonville Jaguars: Has shown flashes of competing at random points but it's a surprise when they make the playoffs. They've been struggling recently.
Paul Kim (0.21) - Detroit Lions: Does anyone think they're ever actually going to win?
Chris Chung (0.2) - New York Jets: Not sure if they're actually trying to win...
Jung Kim (0.17) - Cincinnati Bengals: They actually made the playoffs a couple time, but flamed out with nothing to show for it. Lately their team has just been a dumpster fire.
We'll see if we can get back to MOTWs starting next week.
Good luck to all!