Saturday, December 21, 2013
MOTY - CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
Happy Thanksgiving!!
So I wrote a whole MOTW based on the standings BEFORE the stat corrections but now it's all useless. So instead, I'm copping out and just saying HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Enjoy your food, family, and football!
Good luck to all!
Simon Kim
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
MOTW - Week 12
Let's take a look at a big matchup between one team that's streaking and another that's had a long tumble from clinching a bye to barely making the playoffs.
MOTW
6. Jacked Up! (Cho) vs. 3. its my vick in a box (Biggie)
QB: Luck has looked human without his top receiver around and with Mathieu and Peterson bothering T.Y. all day, I don't know where all his throws are going to end up. Meanwhile, Manning gets to face an old nemesis and try to make up some ground that he lost in the TD record chase last week. If Cam can throw for 3 TDs, I'm sure Manning will carve this defense up. Speaking of which... Edge: Biggie
WR: Welker is going to go off this game. Imagine how much anger he must have that his old club wouldn't match the measly 2 year, $12 million dollar salary that the Broncos offered him. I'm sure he's enjoying playing with the far superior QB in Manning (no bias here), but I expect Welker to go OFF this game. GAMECHANGER. At the other spots, it looks pretty bleak. I mentioned the troubled T.Y. is going to have this week and I don't really feel like spending more words than necessary on the four receivers who shall be known as Pierr-icho Bow-glas. Edge: Cho
RB: Moreno + Ridley could either be a genius play or a terrible one as this game figures to be a shootout. Will this allow the backs to get free against soft boxes or will the pass happy attacks make them non-factors? Meanwhile, Murray should pick up the slack for Biggie's team as Bell continues to have a sub-par game (what do you mean Bell is good? He hasn't broken 100 yards and is almost as dependent on TDs as Tolbert). Edge: Even
TE: GRONK IS BACK! He's such a beast that Kuechly just had to straight out tackle him illegally in order to prevent him from catching an uncatchable ball. Olsen is becoming one of Cam's favorite red zone threats but he can't match the GRONK. Edge: Cho
K/DEF: Both defenses are playing turnover prone QBs so they should feast on the turnovers. Both kickers are in a dome. Hmm... this one's too tough to call. Edge: Even
Winner: its my vick in a box (Biggie)
I know, I know. The count favors Cho. But there's only one word that matters here. Manning. Also, it bothers me that "its my vick in a box" isn't "it's my vick in a box."
GAMECHANGER record through week 11: 4-9
MOTW record through week 11: 6-7
Good luck to all!
Simon Kim
Wednesday, November 13, 2013
MOTW - Week 11
MOTW
8. Kaep'n Crunch (Jon) vs. 9. No Romo (David Kim)
QB: Funny how Jon has benched the player his team is named after but that's probably the right move. Foles has not thrown an interception this season and he's taking on a Washington secondary that gives up over 2 TDs a game. And the last time these 2 teams played, Vick torched them with the ridonkulous pace that shocked the world. Foles is my GAMECHANGER this week. Meanwhile, Matt Ryan's lost pretty much all of his receivers. I'm gonna go try out after I finish this MOTW. Edge: Jon
WR: Ew. This could be the worst WR matchup we've seen in the league so far. On one side, we have the 2nd receiver getting his balls from a backup QB, the 10th option on the Saints, and a WR who has been gimpy all season on a team that might as well tank the rest of the year. On the other side, we have the top WR of the bunch, a guy who apparently forgot how to catch, and the 9th option on the Pats. Andre gives the edge to Jon but that's like saying pee has the edge on poop for taste. Edge: Jon
RB: David takes the 2 RBs his brother has given him and takes on 2 of the most underachieving RBs in the NFL this year. MJD looks like he'll be out of football before David's done with college and Ray Rice's 2014 stock is free-falling faster than anyone not named MJD. Sproles should get plenty of touches as the safety valve against a stingy defense and Lacy should see 20+ carries as they work Matt Flynn under center. Edge: David
TE: David's replaced one Jordan with another, going from Cameron to Reed. While Reed does have one thing going for him (his blackness), he's no Jordan Cameron. He'll have a hard time matching Gates' production against a Miami defense that's been getting torched by TEs. Edge: Jon
K/DEF: The kickers should be a wash as the dome kickers get set to kick in unfriendly to kicker stadiums (especially SF). But San Diego should be able to force Tannehill into some mistakes. Denver on the other hand? Alex Smith may not be a great QB, but he doesn't turn over the ball because he doesn't take risks. Holiday could run one back but that's just wishful thinking. Edge: David
Winner: Kaep'n Crunch (Jon)
Jon continues his improbable run from the cellar and makes his push towards a playoff spot. If he can pull this one off, he'll just be two victories from being over .500, which makes it almost certain he'll be dancing in weeks 14-16.
GAMECHANGER record through week 10: 4-8
MOTW record through week 10: 5-7
Good luck to all!
Simon Kim
Thursday, November 7, 2013
MOTW - Week 10
As things start to get serious with the playoffs in less than a month, every game means more than ever. With only 3.5 games separating first and last place (Jon's not making up 240.92 points in 4 weeks, hence the .5 game) no team is completely out yet. On top of that, more than half the league still has a shot at one of the first round byes. Week 10 should help clear up the playoff picture a little more, especially as 3 and 5, 11 and 12, and 7 and 8 match up against each other. But the biggest matchup is...
MOTW
1. taeyeon (Mike) vs. 4. Jacked Up! (Cho)
QB: Romo faces a stingier than expected Saints defense but he'll still get his numbers. But if he chooses to go with Rivers, I believe he'll win this matchup of QBs. Rivers has been on fire and against the Broncos, you need to put up big numbers. Rivers is my GAMECHANGER this week (if Mike plays him). Edge -Mike
WR: With Josh Gordon on a bye and Harvin npt set to return yet, Mike's team is lacking some big plat ability from his wide outs. Meanwhile, Gracon is RGIII's only target going against an awful secondary and Welker should get back to his touchdown scoring ways against SD. Edge - Cho
RB: Both teams have their top options out due to byes or injuries but of the remaining bunch, Bush is the clear leader. And against a Bears defense that couldn't stop Lacy even after Rodgers left and there was no pass game, he should be a lock for 100+ yards. Edge - Mike
TE: A Gronk vs. Graham matchup would have been a dream come true but alas, Gronk gets a week off. Instead, the incomparable Graham will take on Tim Wright who Yahoo knows so little about that they don't even know what position he plays. Edge - Mike
K/DEF: As mentioned before, the Bears D has not lived up to its reputation. Meanwhile, the Giants get the penalty and turnover prone Raiders. Also, Bailey gets to kick in a dome in a possible shootout vs. a kicker for a team that'll have a hard time moving it out of their own half. Edge - Mike
Winner: taeyeon (Mike)
The king stay the king. Mike will continue his run at the top of the standings and throw Cho down into a mess for the last couple playoff spots.
GAMECHANGER record through week 9: 4-
7
MOTW record through week 9: 4-7
Good luck to all!
Simon Kim
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Mid-season Report
Funky Fresh (David Yim)
Best Pick: 1st Round, Adrian Peterson
Worst Pick: 7th Round, Kyle Rudolph
Sleeper: 12th Round, Owen Daniels
Although AP has still been a top 10 back, aside from a couple long runs, hes been struggling. And Kyle Rudolph and Owen Daniels? One's not even a top 20 TE and the other is on IR. Not a good start to this...
Grade: D
The Powerhouse (Nelson Kim)
Best Pick: 7th Round, Lance Moore
Worst Pick: 5th Round, Darren McFadden
Sleeper: 5th Round, Darren McFadden
Lance Moore has been pretty much non-existent and is now owned by a different owner. When McFadden has played, he's been a double digit scoring machine but he did miss a few games due to injury as I predicted.
Grade: C+
Badonkagronk (Mike Lee)
Best Pick: 2nd Round, Jimmy Graham
Worst Pick: 5th Round, Mike Wallace
Sleeper: 9th Round, Josh Gordon
Jimmy Graham was a lock to be the best TE and even with an injured foot, he scored two touchdowns (I'm not bitter about that...). Mike Wallace has looked awful in Miami aside from a handful of games and Josh Gordon has found a way to be successful, even with Brandon Weeden at QB. ::Pats self on back::
Grade: A
Jacked Up! (Brian Cho)
Best Pick: 6th Round, Rob Gronkowski
Worst Pick: 6th Round, Rob Gronkowski
Sleeper: 9th Round, Chris Givens
Gronk's had a solid game and a clunker so it's too early to say whether he was a good pick or not... and maybe that's what I meant by saying he would be the best AND worst pick! Givens has only had 1 game over 10 points and with Bradford out, I doubt he'll be topping 100 yards any time soon.
Grade: C-
its my vick in a box (Biggie)
Best Pick: 3rd Round, Cam Newton
Worst Pick: 5th Round, Le'Veon Bell
Sleeper: 12th Round, Andre Roberts
Cam's been on a tear lately (although not for Biggie's team) and could finish in the top 5. Bell has had 3 solid games since returning from injury but we can't say he's anything but a fringe RB2 for now (he's had to work real hard for those points). Andre Roberts has barely been able to get a point in multiple weeks.
Grade: C-
Donkey Ndamukong (Jon Lee)
Best Pick: 2nd Round, MJD
Worst Pick: 6th Round, Shane Vereen
Sleeper: 10th Round, DeAndre Hopkins
MJD... yeah... let's skip that one. Shane Vereen was actually a monster before he got injured but alas, he did get injured. So I guess that was a bad pick? DeAndre Hopkins has shown flashes but just hasn't been able to be a reliable fantasy starter.
Grade: D
Suck Mike Ditka (JY)
Best Pick: 5th Round, Jordy Nelson
Worst Pick: 3rd Round, Tom Brady
Sleeper: 10th Round, DHB
Jordy has been the best Green Bay wide receiver up to this points and is a top 5 receiver in the league. Brady has struggled without receiving threats and DHB hasn't done much yet, but with Reggie Wayne gone, he should be in line for more targets.
Grade: A-
Orangevodjuiceka (Dan Park)
Best Pick: 8th Round, Rashard Mendenhall
Worst Pick: 12th Round, Kendall Wright
Sleeper: 10th Round, Alshon Jeffrey
Although getting a starting RB in a shallow RB group in the 8th round was a great pick, Mendenhall has been quite disappointing, even for the low draft position. Kendall Wright hasn't produced more than 1 double digit fantasy week. Alshon has been boom or bust, which you might take from your 10th round pick.
Grade: B-
No Romo (David Kim)
Best Pick: 2nd Round, Brandon Marshall
Worst Pick: 5th Round, Matt Ryan
Sleeper: All his RB2s; 15th Round, Denard Robinson??
Aside from one bad week, Marshall has been a fantasy monster, finishing as a clear WR1. Matty Ice hasn't been awful but without his top 2 receiving threats, things should only go downhill. Montee Ball can't stop fumbling, Brashaw is on IR, and David Wilson has been a nightmare. I won't even mention Denard Robinson...
Grade: B-
Forte Shades of Jay (Eric Lee)
Best Pick: 7th Round, Giovani Bernard
Worst Pick: 5th Round, Cecil Shorts
Sleeper: 10th Round, Aaron Dobson
Bernard is definitely showing flashes of brilliance and the ability to make the big play. He's carving out a spot on the Bengals rotation as well as fantasy rosters. Shorts has produced admirably with the Gabbert/Henne combo under center, but he hasn't played like a 5th round pick (WR in 5th and 6th rounds: Jordy, Welker, DeSean). Dobson is starting to earn targets and trust from Brady, but I can't see him getting much better this season.
Grade: B+
Ben There Raped That (Paul Kim)
Best Pick: 5th Round, Matthew Stafford
Worst Pick: 4th Round, Darren Sproles
Sleeper: All his WR3s
Which Matt would you rather have? Ryan or Stafford? One has outscored the other by almost 50 fantasy points. I'll let you guess which one. Sproles has been about a 8 point a week back which would be fine if he hadn't drafted 3 others in the first 8 rounds. Of his WR3s (Sanders, Broyles, Randle, LaFell) the best one to work out might be Rueben Randle who has become a legit end zone threat.
Grade: B+
Final Draft Analysis GPA: 2.49 (B- to C+ average)
I'm above average!!!
Good luck to all!
Simon Kim
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
MOTW - Week 8
To add to that sadness, the loser of this week's MOTW will probably be lose their hope for the rest of the season as well.
MOTW
11. The Powerhouse (Nelson) vs. 12. Kaep'n Crunch (Jon)
QB: Kaepernick has to be one of the most disappointing QBs this year. He took his team to the Super Bowl but it's looking more like the team around him carried them and not the guy under center. He does get a soft Jaguars defense to boost his stats but I'll take Rodgers over a Minnesota defense that's been one of the worst against the pass. Edge: Nelson
WR: Boykin was huge last week in the absence of Cobb and Jones and will get a chance to feast on this terrible Vikings secondary. He's my GAMECHANGER as he'll likely score at least 1 TD with 100+ yards. Even with the GAMECHANGER on his side, no Andre Johnson, no DeAndre Hopkins, a struggling Hakeem Nicks, and having to face Decker, Blackmon, and Fitzgerald means that Jon will still be projected to lose this battle. Edge: Nelson
RB: Nelson's RBs have gotten so bad that he's resorting to starting both of the Oakland tailbacks. But Jon's RB situation has been awful. Jacobs might not play again this week and MJD has just been one of the biggest busts this year. I can't say anything more about this awful backfield matchup... Edge: Even
TE: Finley, out. Gates, bye. What is Jon doing? I hope he picks someone up soon... Edge: Nelson
K/DEF: Hmmm the Titans are on bye too? C'mon Jon, you're slacking here. At least he picked up Hartley who should put up some points when the Saints stall on offense without Graham. Edge: Nelson.
Winner: The Powerhouse (Nelson)
Jon amazingly has 6 players on bye, 2 TEs that won't be playing this week, and a team where almost every position is under-performing. I'm going to put my money on Jon's season being over. Sorry, Jon. Better luck next year.
GAMECHANGER record through week 7: 4-6
MOTW record through week 7: 4-6
Good luck to all!
Simon Kim
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
MOTW Week 6 & 7! (Not really MOTWs though)
2. Manning - He's outscored the next best QB by almost 9 points a game. That's a TD + 75 yards. That's unbelieveable. He's almost doubling the score of the 12th best QB (which should technically be a startable QB as there are 12 teams in the league). That's unreal. Manning is my hero.
3. Murray - Now this was done before he got injured but his injury shouldn't last long anyways. He's been a top 12 option and he's doing it without finding the end zone too often. If he can parlay all that running into some scores, he could finish as a top 10 back.
4. Welker - Oh how people doubted that 2 white receivers could succeed on one team. Welker has gone to Denver and become Manning's security blanket on the underneath routes. Of course, Manning's security blanket = catch copious amounts of TDs as well.
5. D. Jackson - Why don't we ever believe in this man? He always seem to drop in the draft even though he's established himself as one of the best receivers in the league. Outside of Justin Blackmons' ridiculous 2 game stretch, Jackson has literally been the best receiver in the league.
6. J. Gordon - A Browns player??? Yes, a Browns player. After his 2 game suspension, he tore up the league. Although he no longer has a competent Hoyer to throw him passes, his talent alone should be able to keep him as a WR1. Besides, Weeden has to be better than what the next guy has as QB options...
7. Blackmon - How do you average 19 points a game with Henne and Gabbert as your QB? Imagine if he had a competent QB. He might be on pace for 30 PPG.
8. Cameron - Another Browns player??? Cameron's been a top 5 TE and although his stock might drop with Weeden, he's been on a mission to prove my draft day analysis wrong.
9. D. Moore - A talented player in a terrible situation doesn't mean he's destined to fail. He's been Pryor's go-to guy and he's been able to find the end zone pretty regularly.
10. F. Jackson - Spiller in the first round or Jackson 9 rounds later? Jackson has not only usurped Spiller's fantasy value, he's been a RB1 for the first 6 weeks!
11. Rivers - Rivers and his scowl were passed over by everyone in the league for their QB1 spot AND by most teams for their QB2 spot as well. Rivers and his scowl are not pleased that everyone threw away a chance at a top 3 QB.
14. J. Thomas - The 2nd best TE in the league wasn't on anybody's radar coming into the draft (don't lie). He's been unstoppable as part of the Denver offense and there's no reason to believe he'll be slowing down.
15. KC - They've averaged more points per game than any RB. They've averaged more points per game than any WR or TE. Enough said.
Anyways, week 7 might be the point of no return for a number of teams.
So good luck to all!
Simon Kim
Thursday, October 3, 2013
MOTW - Week 5
As I am in Atlanta for Catalyst, this one's gonna be short and simple. Regular MOTWs will continue next week!
MOTW
1. taeyeon (Mike) vs. 2. Orangevodjuiceka (Dan Park)
QB: Although Romo will be playing a poor Broncos secondary, I'm not betting against Brees, no mattet who he plays. Edge: Dan
WR: How ridiculous is it that Dan can bench Reggie Wayne due to his matchup with Richard Sherman but be able to replace him with Kaep's favorite target? Not only that, Cruz plays against arguably the worst secondary in the league (GAMECHANGER!). No contest here. Edge: Dan
RB: Mathews and Powell had solid weeks to lead Dan to victory last week, but I doubt they'll be able to replicate that success. With Bush and Charles, 2 of the top 10 backs this season, this one should be a slaughter. Edge: Mike
TE: #neverbetagainstjimmygraham #evenifitstonygonzalez? #yeseventhen Edge:Mike
K/DEF: This is really the tiebreaker and I don't think Dan is going to roll with Carolina. I'll give Bailey a slight edge as he is playing in the thin air in Denver: Edge: Mike
Winner: taeyeon (Mike)
Dan can't go two for two in taking down the undefeated juggernauts as Mike continues to lock up his first round bye. Will anybody be able to stop him?
GAMECHANGER record through week 4: 4-5
MOTW record through week 4: 3-6
Good luck to all!
Simon Kim
Thursday, September 26, 2013
MOTW - Week 4
- Jake Locker, Geno Smith, Christian Ponder and Brian Hoyer were better QBs than Rodgers, Brady, Ryan, or Luck.
I don't know what happened. It's like the NFL collectively decided to screw over all fantasy players.
Here's hoping for a more normal week 4.
MOTW
2. Jacked Up! (Cho) vs. 6. Orangevodjuiceka (Dan Park)
QB: It looks like an easy win for Dan but did you guys see what Andrew Luck did to the 49ers defense? With another weapon in the backfield in TRich and going against an awful Jaguars team that Russell Wilson was able to put up 4 TDs on, Luck will give Brees a run for his money as he has to take on an underrated Dolphins defense that might get Cameron Wake back. Edge: Even
WR: No Cobb for Cho means a tough week against arguably the best WR squad in the league. Welker and Garcon might be able to keep up but Hill, even after a solid week, will be hard pressed to match their production. The one glimmer of hope that Cho's team has is that Calvin will be playing against the Bears who have shut him down in the past. Don't believe me? Look at the stats from his last 6 games against Chicago: 5 Rec/14 Targets-72 Yards-0 TD-7.2 Fantasy Points, 3/11-34-0-3.4, 5-130-1-19, 7-81-0-8.1, 4-45-0-4.5, 3-66-1-12.6. Only one game over 100 yards, only 2 scores in 6 games, and a catch percentage below 50. He's my GAMECHANGER this week. Edge: Dan
RB: We go from Dan's biggest strength to Dan's biggest weakness. Powell has played well recently in Ivory's absence, but there's no chance he keeps it up against a Tennessee defense that's been very solid against the run. They've only given up 1 rushing TD and kept all teams under 100 rushing yards. Although Arian must deal with the Seahawks, it'll be away from CenturyLink where they're a much different team. Edge: Cho
TE: Neither of these guys inspire much confidence. The Giants offense was awful last week and the Falcons haven't been the scoring juggernauts they were expected to be, although some of that can be attributed to the absence of SJax and Roddy. I'll stick with the tried and true Tony Gonzalez who somehow hasn't aged since his days in Kansas City. I have a theory that he drains and drinks the blood of all his RBs which is why all of them seem to die in a season or two (think about it... Priest Holmes, Larry Johnson, Michael Turner PLUS look at how well Jamaal Charles has been running for multiple years without his presence). Something to think about. I completely forgot what I was talking about before I went on that huge vampire tangent. Edge: Dan
K/DEF: Chicago's defense has actually been better at scoring than the Jaguars' offense on a per snap basis. The Indianapolis defense get to face this awful Jaguars team. This one's too close to call. The tiebreak has to go to Janikowski's leg, that's been itching to kick something ever since the Raiders' coaches passed on the opportunity to kick a 67 yarder on Monday night (which, let's be honest, if anyone can make it, it's Janikowski. Edge: Cho
Winner: Orangevodjuiceka (Dan Park)
The absence of Cobb should be enough to bring down Cho's team from undefeated status. Of course, I said this last week as well. And I have been 0-2 on my MOTWs since my mega-opener. So basically, being picked to win here might be more of a curse than a blessing. Good luck, Dan.
GAMECHANGER record through week 3: 4-4
MOTW record through week 3: 2-6 (I suck at this... no wonder why I can't win pick'ems.)
Good luck to all!
Simon Kim
Thursday, September 19, 2013
MOTW - Week 3
Honorable Mentions: Davis (Vernon, Fred make for a deadly duo at TE, but very weak after that), Moore (Denarius, Lance, and Mewelde make for some weak skill position players, and having Matt behind center won't help them much), Williams (Almost a complete team with Mike, Kyle and Terrance catching the ball and DeAngelo and Ryan in the backfield, but there is literally no QB with the last name of Williams)
5) Brown: Antonio, Vincent, and Marlon make up a formidable receiving corp who have a few options in the backfield in Ronnie, Bryce, Andre, and Donald. But with Matt (who?) the only QB to throw to them, they have to settle for 5th.
4) Smith: Suprisingly, this team has best QB options with Alex and Geno and their receiving options aren't too shabby as Steve and Torrey line up to catch the ball. However, the backfield remains a mess with Alfonso and Kevin getting the bulk of the carries and who do we put at tight end or as the third WR?
3) Jones: Deep threats Julio, Jacoby, and James at WR along with a solid run game in Maurice (I'm counting MJD) and Felix. The real question is, can Landry ge tthem the ball?
2) Jackson: Now we get to the complete teams that all have NFL experience. Vincent and DeSean are both number 1 WRs and with Fred, Steven and Brandon in the backfield, you have guys who can split out wide if needed. Tavaris will never be a first choice for QB, but at least we know he can survive in NFL games.
1) Johnson: Calvin, Andre, and Stevie at WR should be enough to make this team number 1, no matter who throws them the ball. But throw in Chris in the backfield, David as a blocking TE and Josh, a QB with NFL experience, and you've got the best last-name offense in the league.
What does this all mean? Other than being able to know the answer off the top of your head when somebody asks you the random question of "Which last-name team would be the best in football?" and showing that I am too bored at work... Nothing.
Anyways, on to the good stuff.
MOTW
1. Jacked Up! (Cho) vs. 5. The Powerhouse (Nelson)
QB: Lost in all the Peyton Manning hoopla is how well Rodgers has been playing. He's averaging over 35 fantasy PPG, even as one of his games came across the formidable 49ers defense. Luck will have to face that aforementioned 49ers defense, as well as adjust to TRich's arrival. Don't expect this one to be close. Edge: Nelson
WR: I believe this matchup will come down to who wins the battle between Welker and Decker. Although Welker has been tearing it up and Decker has mostly disappointed owners, I believe this week Decker will get the love he's missed out on the past 2 weeks. Peyton's always been able to keep all his receiving options happy and with Welker and the two Thomases already taken care of, he'll focus on feeding Decker against a weak Raiders secondary. Decker is my GAMECHANGER this week. Edge: Nelson
RB: The Broncos have been surprisingly solid against the run, limiting both Ray Rice and the Giants backfield to under 100 yards rushing. The Patriots have also been surprisingly effective at stopping Spiller and the Jets backfield (although stopping the Jets shouldn't be surprising). On Cho's side, Foster's still dealing with injuries and a small time-share with Tate, and Ridley's disappointing season goes up against the solid front seven of Tampa. Prepare for little production out of both these backfields. Edge: Even
TE: Myers has shown that he is a preferred target of Eli and should continue to receive looks, but he will be covered by the versatile Panthers LB crew that could limit his value this week. Vernon Davis is nursing an injury and disappointed owners last week in an awful loss against the Seahawks. But he did tweet that he was feeling fine and he'll get back on track against a porous Indy secondary that is prone to giving up large chunks of yardage. Edge: Nelson
K/DEF: Seabass was a beast last week, scoring 14 points (more than Brady). You can't expect this every week but he's about as close to a gamechanger as you can get in the kicking department. Having Seabass along with a Chicago D that should pulverize a Steelers offense that has no run game and a shaky offensive line, Cho will try to make up some of the points here. Edge: Cho
Winner: The Powerhouse (Nelson)
The two teams I predicted to be the last ones standing are off to great starts. But Cho's undefeated season will come to an end as Nelson looks to reclaim one of the top 2 spots. His team should be 2-0 as he's scored over 100 points each week, but he was unfortunate in having to face Peyton Manning, a matchup he STILL almost came back and won.
GAMECHANGER record through week 2: 3-4
MOTW predictions through week 2: 2-5
Good luck to all!
Simon Kim
Thursday, September 12, 2013
MOTW - Week 2
Bad News: But 2 of them went the opposite way of what I predicted...
So my GAMECHANGER calling record stands at 3-3 and some of them did swing the matchups pretty dramatically. McCoy took Eric's team from a blowout to a 3 point loss, Myers brought Cho close enough to breathe easy before the Monday night games, and David Wilson's horrendous performance not only cost the Giants a win, but David's team as well.
But the most important thing is that football, and fantasy, is back! And one week into the season, everyone still has hope that their team can win the whole thing. Let's take a look at 2 teams that started on the right foot:
MOTW
2. Funky Fresh (David Yim) vs. 5. taeyeon (Mike)
QB: Russell Wilson has played 2 games against San Francisco in his short career. One game, in SF, he had 122/0/1 and netted less than 5 fantasy points. The other, at home, he had 171/4/1 and netted 30 points. Seattle has always seemed like a completely different team away from home but what do you make of these stats? Meanwhile, Romo takes on the revamped Chiefs team that started off with a demolition of the hapless Jags. Although they were awful as a team last year, they sent 4 members of their defense to the Pro Bowl. I want to give the GAMECHANGER label to both these QBs, but there's just too much risk on both sides. Edge: Even
WR: Both these teams had a WR no-show last Sunday and there's no reason to believe that they'll be much better this week. With all other things holding even, it looks like Demaryius will take David's team over the top against a shaky Giants pass defense. I wish I had more to say on these players but I don't know what else there is to say: These WRs aren't very exciting. Edge: David
RB: All 4 of these RBs scored double digit points in a weak week for the run game. Bush and Charles exploded and propelled Mike's team to a win last week but can they keep up that kind of production? With tougher matchups this week and each dealing with a nagging injury, David's power runners should be able to take Mike's speedy backfield. Edge: David
TE: Jimmy Graham is without doubt the best fantasy TE in the league, no matter how meager his performance was last week. With that being said, I'll make a statement: Owen Daniels will crush Jimmy's production. Daniels established himself as a red zone threat last week and was the clear 2nd option after Andre Johnson. Against a Titans team that's not necessarily a defensive juggernaut in a home opener, Owen Daniels will be a GAMECHANGER. Edge: David
K/DEF: Both kickers play for high-powered offenses that do occasionally stall in the red zone so it's a wash, although you must give consideration that Bryant will be playing a dome. But the real deciding factor will be the defenses. While San Francisco is arguably the best defense in the league, they got hammered by Rodgers last week and must travel to Seattle, where they got hammered last year as I mentioned before. Houston gets their crowd behind them for the first time this year and will have plenty of chances to hurt Locker (get it? Sorry.. no more corny jokes). Edge: Mike
Winner: David Yim
Mike rode 41+ points from his backfield to a relatively comfortable week 1 win and was able to make up for the deficiencies from his wide-outs. I can't see him doing that again as David's variance-resistant team takes home his second straight win.
GAMECHANGER record through week 1: 3-3
MOTW predictions through week 1: 2-4
Good luck to all!
Simon Kim
Wednesday, September 4, 2013
MOTW - Week 1
I'm starting a new thing called the GAMECHANGER tag. This tag will denote a player who I believe will have a monstrous game, good or bad. If I denote a player as a GAMECHANGER, I believe their points for that week will either be 50% more OR 30% less than their projected points. I'll have a small description of why they deserve the tag.
WR: I think JY has the more talented receivers but their matchups are going to cause them problems all day. AJ Green will be the focus of the entire Bears secondary, which was the best pass defense last year. Jordy Nelson will probably be matched up against Nnamdi and although he failed in the weird Eagles zone defense, he'll be enough of a hindrance to ruin Jordy's day. Edge: Eric
RB: This one's not even close. Sure, Morris will probably make some waves against an unimposing Philly defense, but McCoy (GAMECHANGER: Have you seen Chip Kelly's RBs at Oregon?) and Lamar Miller are thousand-yard backs this year. The law-firm shouldn't be starting for any team in week 1. Edge: Eric
TE: Both TEs are feast-or-famine types. I'll take the "potential" of Jared Cook with his new QB over Bennett, who might see 2 targets if Marshall gets injured. Edge: Eric
K/DEF: Walsh has a leg up (pun intended) on Gostowski as he will be kicking in a dome. But with NE playing against lowly Buffalo, Gostowski might end up with 30 points, just on PATs. Both defenses play against turnover prone QBs so I'll call this one a wash. Edge: Even.
Winner: Eric
It looks like Eric's luck from last year continues as he gets an additional gift of playing one of the worst teams in the league in week 1. A great start for his quest towards back-to-back championships.
No Romo (David Kim) vs. taeyeon (Mike, formerly known as Badonkagronk):
QB: No Romo will take on Romo. How ironic. Luckily for No Romo, he has Matt Ryan instead. Ryan should be even better this year with Steven Jackson replacing the useless Michael Turner in the backfield and he gets to start against possibly the worst secondary in the league! That sounds pretty fabuloussss, no Romo... Edge: David
WR: The WR battle couldn't be more heavily favored to David's side. Marshall should see at least 20 targets this game, Roddy is playing against the aforementioned awful defense (and the double point bonus for having Ryan + Roddy will only make David happier), and Mike Williams will be free to pick apart the Jets defense while Cromartie is busy bothering VJax. Meanwhile, Brown has to take over as a WR1 for the departed Mike Wallace, who should be draped by Haden all day. Golden Tate represents a glimmer of hope, but not enough to change Mike's fate. Edge: David
RB: Why is there so much hype around David Wilson? All I remember him doing last year was fumbling the ball a lot. People think that with no viable backup, he should get plenty of touches. But who says the Giants are going to run a lot? I'm going to call Wilson my GAMECHANGER by declaring that he'll be held under 7 points. Meanwhile, Jamaal Charles and Reggie Bush will thrive with a new coach and a new team, respectively. Edge: Mike
TE: The best TE in the league vs. a rookie who tried to catch the ball with his face. Hmm... this is a tough one? Edge: Mike
K/DEF: Neither kicker inspires many words so I'm going to take Houston to maul San Diego, who is clearly going through a rebuilding phase. With no real wide receivers and Ryan Mathews continuing to underperform, JJ Watt should be living in their backfield. Don't count out Patrick Peterson returning one (through pick, punt, or kickoff) for a TD though. Edge: Mike
Winner: David
Although Mike won more categories, the separation David creates through the WR position will be enough to jumpstart him this year in his quest to make the playoffs for the first time ever.
QB: Too bad we don't play in a 4/6 league (This is what I call those weird leagues where passing TDs are worth 4 points: a TD is a TD. They should all be worth 6 points.) because Cam could be worth a lot more. But if he throws 20 and runs in 10, and luck throws 2 a game for 32 by the end of the season, what's the difference? Sure, the rushing yards will be a bonus but Luck should dominate a hapless Raiders squad while Cam struggles against one of the best defenses in the league. Edge: Cho
WR: Cobb, Garcon, and Welker all have the potential to be better than last year. Cobb gets to be the most targeted player by Rodgers, Garcon could have a healthy RG3 and be healthy himself, and Welker went from Brady to a better QB in Manning (no bias here...). As much as I love the Colts, T.Y. Hilton doesn't belong in a conversation with these other WRs. Julio will catch 150/2, but all of Cho's receivers should break 100 and combing for 3+ TDs. Edge: Cho
RB: 4 powerful, in-between-the-tackles runners are shared between the two squads. There's some serious talent here but there's also tons of injury concerns. Although this is the closest matchup, Foster and Ridley get to play two of the worst teams in the league. Their defenses aren't bad, but they'll get plenty of garbage time runs to pad their yardage totals. Edge: Cho
TE: Brandon Myers was the most targeted TE last year on the Raiders. Yes, the Raiders. This year, he plays with Eli, who threw to Bennett so much, he became a legitimate fantasy option. With Andre Brown out, Eli will be looking for big targets to throw to in the end zone. Can somebody say GAMECHANGER? Edge: Cho
K/DEF: Although Seattle might have the best defense in the league, they've been awful away from home. And I never like it when a player has one of their key players (in this case, QB) playing against the defense they are starting. This can work on the rare occasion (e.g. the QB throws 500/4 TDs and 4 picks and all the picks are returned for TDs) but they usually end up cancelling each other out. Biggie's not winning this matchup by hedging his bets. Edge: Cho
Winner: Cho
A clean sweep! Although Cho wins every category, don't expect the scoreline to reflect the dominance. I believe the final score will be a single digit spread.
WR: 3 legit number-one options vs. an injury prone slot receiver, the third option in his offense, and a guy who has never caught more than 44 balls in a year from the rapist. I think if you have Megatron, it's pretty tough to lose any WR matchup. If you have Cruz and Wayne to back him up, game over. Edge: Dan
RB: On the other hand, Dan's RBs are awful. I think I could be his RB2 and he wouldn't notice the difference. Steven Jackson plays against a defense where the arguably best player (Vilma) will be missing from the middle. The real question is, will Dan ever win a RB matchup? Edge: Paul
TE: High scoring game - Vilma + Ryan + Julio/Roddy stealing double teams - Will Smith who is also out for injuries + Payton and Smith trying to set the record for most plays run in 60 minutes = Big game for Tony. Edge: Dan
K/DEF: Cleveland might have been the defensive steal of the draft. They have a sick corner in Haden, some big offseason acquisitions in key spots (e.g. Paul Kruger from the defending champs), Trent Richardson to kill the clock, and the coolest black name since Ladainian in D'Qwell Jackson. Green Bay showed last year they had no answer for the read-option. Was 8 months enough time? Funny that the last opponent they saw last year is the first one they'll see this year. Good luck at Candlestick Park. Edge: Paul
Winner: Dan
Dan ekes out a close one as Megatron and Brees get Dan started on the right foot for this season. Now imagine if Brees and Megatron were actually on one team...
QB: As the two best QBs of their generations go head-to-head, they must each face a familiar, challenging foe. Rodgers' last two games against SF were forgettable, averaging under 300 yards with just 2 TDs to 1 INT. Those aren't bad numbers for Sanchez or Gabbert, but you expect more from the best QB alive. As for Peyton, Baltimore has dashed his dreams multiple times. Even during the season where he set a then NFL record with 49 TDs, Baltimore was able to keep him under 250 yards and limit his scoring to just 1 TD. Edge: Even
WR: Simon's three receivers are proven vets that are all number one options on their teams. The biggest problem for each of them is that they don't have a great QB or a legitimate 2nd option to take away some of the pressure. Meanwhile, Larry Fitz has the best QB he's had since Kurt Warner and Decker should have a monster season with Manning back in form. Edge: Nelson
RB: As mentioned in the draft review, McFadden could be the biggest boom or bust this season depending on many factors like his health and the team's success. But with CJ2K getting 2 guards to clear some running lanes, I believe he can legitimately be called CJ2K again, maybe not just with rushing yards, but with total yards from scrimmage. He'll start this season off right against a Pittsuburgh team that isn't as opposing as it was in past years. Chris Johnson will be a GAMECHANGER. Edge: Simon
TE: This is a true test of white vs. black. One is a sure-handed, slow, safety net for his QB while the other is freakishly fast for his size, ridiculously strong, and should be the number one option now that Crabtree is hurt. Slow and steady or Risk and reward? Edge: Even
K/DEF: The Patriots should destroy any QB that comes out for the Bills. The Bucs, the new home of Revis Island, should make it interesting against his old team, but as bad as Sanchez is, Manuel and Tuel have no idea what's in store for them. I almost gave Leg-atron the GAMECHANGER tag but I don't think I can do that to a kicker. Edge: Nelson
Winner: Nelson
I hate writing about my own team.
QB: A battle of the first-year sensations from last year takes shape in fantasy as well. Although Kaep did destroy the Packers last year, I believe Wilson will have a better Sunday. The Panthers have a decent front seven but their secondary might be the worst in the NFL. Russell Wilson's legs might be contained by Kuechly, but I won't be surprised to see him throw 400+ yards. Edge: David
WR: The WRs of these two teams mirror each other pretty nicely. Thomas and Andre are both athletic specimens that act as their teams number 1 option. Torrey Smith and Nicks are both excellent at finding a way into the end zone in different ways (Smith with speed, Nicks with size). James Jones and Tavon should both be 3rd options in their receiving game but both have the ability to score 20+ on any given Sunday. I would give the edge to David due to Demaryius, but I think Tavon's going to touch the ball enough times to score, which should give him enough points to be a GAMECHANGER. Edge: Even
RB: Wow. These are some heavy hitters. At one point in the past 5 years, all 4 of these running backs were a projected top 5 pick; arguably top 3. AP should destroy the Lions defense, but Rice should touch the ball plenty of times against a weak Denver LB crew that lost Dumervil and Miller. MJD looks to return to form as the league's rushing leader after a year off while Gore looks to take some pressure off of Kaep in the read-option game. I never thought AP would not win a RB matchup but this one is too close to call. Edge: Even
TE: Both teams use 2 roster spots on washed up TEs that have "potential" to be great this year. I'm not buying it. They're all going to suck. Edge: Even
K/DEF: San Francisco should be one of the best defenses this year with a couple of key additions, but they do have to face the best QB in the league. Meanwhile, St. Louis is an underrated defense playing an overrated Carson Palmer. Although I believe Matt Bryant will be kicking the ball more times than Akers in a high scoring affair, they'll mostly be PATs. I have to believe that Akers will make a few 50 yarders to boost Jon's score. Edge: Jon
Winner: Tie!
The league's voting bears out that this will be a close one. There's some options that are being left on the bench that could change the outcome of this game as well (DeAngelo and Richardson to name two). Although it's almost impossible because we use fractional points, I'm going to call it a tie. If it's within 5 points, I'll consider myself a genius. If they actually tie, I will be seeing if I have the gift of prophecy.
Everybody but Cho is doing pick'ems so don't forget to vote.
I can't believe football is only a day away!!
Good luck to all!
Simon
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Predictions!
Winner: The Powerhouse (Nelson Kim)
If the biggest flaw in your team is that you have an injury-prone, potential-to-be-top-10 running back as your 2nd RB, I'd say that's a pretty good problem to have. He has arguably the best QB in the league, 2 of the top 20 WRs, a RB who should finish in the top 5, and a TE who could finish in the top 3. Not only that, he has the ultimate wild card in Michael Vick. Now many of you may dismiss Vick after his sub-par performances and injuries during the past couple years but in Chip Kelly's new offense, we might see 2010 Vick again.
Runner-Up: Jacked Up! (Cho)
Winner of the best draft has to have a good chance at winning the league, right? I mean, he's got 3 receivers that could all potentially break 100 receptions. He's got a RB that slipped due to injury concerns, but when he's healthy, he can rack up yardage better than anybody not named Adrian. He has 2 of the key components of the Patriots offense and he should be able to hit on one of his sleeper picks (I'm a huge fan of Givens). Why did I put Nelson ahead of Cho? If Arian can't recover, Ben Tate will take his carries. Who has Ben Tate? Exactly.
Dark Horse: Donkey Ndamukong (Jon Lee)
The man who is always confident in his team might have reason to be this year. He has some questionable players on his roster (Is Nicks healthy? Can Tavon live up to the hype? What will Kaep do without Crabtree?), but there is something that many people overlook that could push him over the top: his schedule. Now this is no diss to Paul and David but they might end up being the two worst teams in the league (I swear this is not a diss. Last place in this league might end up going 5-8 which would be a respectable 9th most years). Will Jon capitalize? If he can start and end the season with 4 wins, he'll just need to win 4 of the 9 games in between to clinch a playoff spot.
Last Place: Ben There Raped That (Paul Kim)
I mentioned it in the draft review but he's just got too many running backs. This normally wouldn't be a problem but if you sacrifice picks to better your depth before you take care of positions that need to be played every Sunday, you're not putting yourself in a position to compete each week. But I will say that the 12-spot was a very hard spot to draft in this year. I recently drafted 12th in another league and I felt like I had to reach on every player, knowing that they wouldn't be there 22 picks later. Hope that's some consolation when week 14 rolls around and you're watch the games at home with nothing to root for.
Rookie of the Year: Funky Fresh (David Yim)
There's only one candidate. I'm not wasting any more words on this.
Good luck to all!
Simon Kim
Thursday, August 22, 2013
Draft Analysis
Anyways, the biggest problem with the report card given by Yahoo is that it is so computerized. After reading 2 or 3, you can tell that they just regurgitate the same information over and over and over. Instead, let's take a real good look at each team's strengths and weaknesses.
One last note before I start: I'm pretty impressed with how everybody drafted. I really think there isn't a "bad" team per se after the draft. Of course, injuries and failure to meet expectations might derail some teams but almost every team has solid balance.
We'll go in the order of the draft:
Funky Fresh (David Yim)
Strength: RB
Weakness: WR
Best Pick: 1st Round, Adrian Peterson
Worst Pick: 7th Round, Kyle Rudolph
Sleeper: 12th Round, Owen Daniels
For his first draft ever, David was able to hold his own. Don't get me wrong, he lucked into the best possible drafting slot in a year where the number 1 overall pick was all but certain. However, he had many opportunities to throw his advantage away in the middle rounds and although I would have done some things differently, I think he'll be fine. Between Frank Gore and Adrian Peterson, he has a potential 3,000 rushing yards and 25 TDs just from his RB spot. Neither RB has to worry about TD vultures as well so all goal line scores should be done by the franchise back.
Although Demaryius is a solid anchor for any WR corp, Torrey Smith and James Jones leave something to be desired. Both are speedy WRs who rely on TDs to get a lot of their fantasy points. Torrey is now basically the only receiving option left on the Ravens so he'll see double coverages most nights and James Jones will have to battle Cobb, Jordy, and Finley for TD catches, assuming the Packers don't hand it off to Lacy in short-yardage situations.
Owen Daniels might end up eclipsing Kyle Rudolph, even though he was taken 5 rounds later. Kyle Rudolph was too streaky last year to justify being taken that much earlier after the top tier TEs (Graham, Witten, Gronk) had already been drafted. But taking Daniels may have saved David due to the fact that when healthy, Daniels could be a top 5 TE in this deflated year for the TE position.
The Powerhouse (Nelson Kim)
Strength: QB
Weakness: RB
Best Pick: 7th Round, Lance Moore
Worst Pick: 5th Round, Darren McFadden
Sleeper: 5th Round, Darren McFadden
By grabbing Aaron Rodgers, Nelson assured himself of never having to worry about the QB spot all season after week 4. Can he produce the same numbers without Greg Jennings who runs with a broken leg doe? Yes, yes he can. The emergence of Cobb as an underneath threat along with a solid running game should keep Rodgers among the top 3 fantasy QBs.
Lance Moore should be a force to be reckoned with this season. With Brees and Payton reunited, we can expect the Saints to throw the ball 50+ times a game. Colston and Graham can only catch so many and Sproles should take the attention of the linebackers. That leaves Moore to feast on 8-12 targets a game and pull in over 1,000 yards against single coverage.
However, Nelson's team might not have the power in the backfield it needs. The Muscle Hamster did pull off an incredible rookie campaign but he was one of the worst goal line backs in the league. Will losing those touches near the end zone hurt his fantasy value? And not only that his RB2 is none other than Darren McFadden. After completely screwing Nelson's team 2 years ago, Nelson has put his faith in a man who hasn't been fully healthy for a whole season in his whole NFL career. Will the gamble pay off? If it does, he might end up with 2 top 10 backs. If it doesn't, he'll have to hope Foster stays out for a while so Ben Tate can get some play.
Badonkagronk (Mike Lee)
Strength: TE
Weakness: QB
Best Pick: 2nd Round, Jimmy Graham
Worst Pick: 5th Round, Mike Wallace
Sleeper: 9th Round, Josh Gordon
1,310 yards. 11 TDs. Seems like a top 5 fantasy WR at first glance but instead, it's Jimmy's numbers from 2011. Even last year, battling a wrist injury (a pretty significant injury for someone who makes a living catching the ball), losing his offensive-minded coach, and missing a game and a half, he was able to put up almost 1,000 yards and score 9 times. Jimmy Graham is such a cut above the rest of the TEs in the league, it's like having a 4th receiver.
What can you say about Romo? He's been a fantasy roller coaster. One game he'll throw 400+ yards with 4 TDs and no picks (week 16) and another he'll throw 5 picks and fumble another (week 4). You never know what you're going to get with Romo. I would be very disappointed if I had to start him week in and week out when the QB position is so deep this year. In the past Romo was a lock for the top 10. With the 4 breakout stars of last year (Luck, Wilson, Kaep, RG3), the continual dominance of some of the greatest QBs of our generation (Manning, Brady, Brees, Rodgers), and the new crop of rising all stars (Stafford, Ryan, Flacco, Newton), Romo might lose the spot of a starting fantasy QB soon.
If Brandon figures out how to not be horrible Gordon might end up a better player than Mike Wallace, who will be seeing double teams every weekend with a QB that might not even be able to get him the ball. But then again, I don't know if I trust a Brown not named Trent.
Jacked Up! (Brian Cho)
Strength: RB
Weakness: QB
Best Pick: 6th Round, Rob Gronkowski
Worst Pick: 6th Round, Rob Gronkowski
Sleeper: 9th Round, Chris Givens
The ridiculous thing about this team is that he has 4 RBs that are starters for their teams. Not only that, the 2 top backs are great at the goal line and will be heavily depended upon by their respective offenses. The only thing that could derail this tandem is injuries. Speaking of which...
Oh, how quickly we forget the greatness of the Gronk. Last year, he was projected to go in the top 15 picks. Now, he has fallen to the end of the 6th round. Did we forget that in 2011, less than 2 full years ago, he dominated the league and broke records? Of course, so many things have happened since then. The broken arm. The dancing in the club. Another surgery that ended his season. A third surgery before this season started. Then a fourth surgery to fix the third surgery. 4 surgeries in 16 months is not what you want to hear about your TE, especially one that also has some character issues. But if he can come back healthy, this sixth round selection will be a steal.
The St. Louis Rams haven't had much to celebrate lately. They drafted a franchise QB in Sam Bradford. They were supposed to create a formidable defense when Chris Long was drafted. They were supposed to be the ones who changed the landscape of the NFC West. Instead, they sat back and watched Wilson and Kaepernick overtake Bradford. They saw Willis, Smith, and Bowman create the best LB corp and Chancellor, Sherman, Browner, and Thomas become the best secondary in the league. And they saw both teams make the playoffs while the Rams watched at home. They hope that will all change as Givens separates himself from the rest of the pack at WR. If Sam Bradford can finally have that long ball threat to spread the field while he's on offense, they might be able to get the rest of their offense going. Boy was that a long way to say that Chris Givens might be a good pick this year.
its my vick in a box (Biggie)
Strength: QB
Weakness: WR
Best Pick: 3rd Round, Cam Newton
Worst Pick: 5th Round, Le'Veon Bell
Sleeper: 12th Round, Andre Roberts
Cam Newton is one of those guys whose fantasy value and real-life value couldn't be further apart. In real life, Cam's a great player, but not necessarily a winner. In 2 years, the Panthers have only won 11 games, which would barely get them into the playoffs. If they could win that many in one season. However, in fantasy, there's almost no better centerpiece to build your team around. He can pass. He can run. I'm sure if he wanted to, he could catch. Haven't you seen that UA commercial? His idea of a night out is practicing. Cam will finish as a top 3 QB this year. Mark my words.
DeSean Jackson. One of the biggest question marks in the league 5 years into his career. He has the speed and agility to be a number 1 receiver but he disappears in way too many games. And trusting an NFL player who doesn't even weigh 180 pounds? He's just asking for an injury. Let's hope Andre Roberts can bring back the Carson Palmer that took the Bengals to the playoffs.
Le'Veon Bell was injured on Monday night during a pre-season game. Biggie had the game on. He chose to draft Le'Veon Bell even after he had the opportunity to see him get injured. Le'Veon Bell is expected to miss at least 6 weeks with a Lisfranc injury. I know you like the Steelers but you can't let your bias affect you that much. You didn't see me draft Manning when he had that surgery on his neck. Who did draft him in the fourth round that year he didn't play? Hmm.... Oh yeah! This guy:
Donkey Ndamukong (Jon Lee)
Strength: RB
Weakness: TE
Best Pick: 2nd Round, MJD
Worst Pick: 6th Round, Shane Vereen
Sleeper: 10th Round, DeAndre Hopkins
MJD in the second round?! Past Simon from 2011 is asking how this is possible. I mean, he is 28 and has a lot of wear and tear on him but this is MJD we're talking about, a solid first round fixture for as long as we can remember. MJD looks like he's fully recovered and if he comes back with a chip on his shoulder for being drafted so low (because we all know that football players actually do pay attention to where they are drafted), watch out.
It's not really about the fact that he drafted Shane Vereen. I like Shane Vereen. Well, I don't actually know the guy but I'm sure I would like him (other than the fact that he plays for the Patriots). I think if Ridley goes down or fumbles one too many times, the job could easily be his for the taking. However, if you already have Ray Rice and MJD, why are you wasting a 6th round pick on another RB? He could have taken a WR (DeSean, Vincent Brown, or Lance Moore) or TE (Vernon Davis or Gronk) to fill out his starters but instead he takes a backup that he most likely won't play the entire season unless there is an injury. He might be hoping to trade him but let's be serious: trades are rarer in this league than the number of dogs that willingly enter Michael Vick's home.
DeAndre who? Houston's been looking for a counterpart to AJ for the longest time. They hope they've found a 1,000 yard receiver to complement Andre before Andre gets fed up with the Texans. Although I don't really advocate drafting 2 WRs on the same team, if DeAndre and The Andre both end up in the top 30, I change my advoca....tion.
Suck Mike Ditka (JY)
Strength: WR
Weakness: RB
Best Pick: 5th Round, Jordy Nelson
Worst Pick: 3rd Round, Tom Brady
Sleeper: 10th Round, DHB
Last year, we made fun of JY for drafting Jordy so early. This year, he might have the steal of the draft if Jordy can produce like he was supposed to last year. Knee injuries are unpredictable but Jordy should be part of a well-balanced passing attack that forces teams to single cover him. With the best current QB in the league on his team, Jordy could come in as a top-12 receiver.
How did Tom Brady go before both Peyton Manning? His receivers are nowhere near as good as Manning's (in fact he lost one to Manning this off-season. If you haven't heard about this, you shouldn't be playing in our league). I still think Brady is a top 10 QB. I'd just say he's closer to 10 than 1 and the 3rd round was WAY too early to take him, especially with some great WRs (Cruz, Wayne, Bowe, Roddy) and RBs (Miller,Wilson) still on the board.
Can DHB revive his life in Indy? The name of his game is speed. He ran a 4.3 40 at the combine but that hasn't translated to NFL success. Although he probably never should have been a first round pick, he still has the talent to be a solid NFL player. Maybe the turf in the Lucas Oil Stadium, Luck's arm, and Wayne's tutelage can bring out the player he was supposed to be. Watch out T.Y. DHB is coming for you.
Orangevodjuiceka (Dan Park)
Strength: WR
Weakness: RB
Best Pick: 8th Round, Rashard Mendenhall
Worst Pick: 12th Round, Kendall Wright
Sleeper: 10th Round, Alshon Jeffrey
Dan Park has always had a weird draft strategy. He's never adhered to standard convention but instead seems to reach on players a half round to a round before they should be drafted. But because he attacks positions that others are not targeting, he usually ends up with only one weak position on his team. This season was no different.
His WRs are ridiculous. Having Megatron makes up for half a receiver in case your WR3 is weak, but nobody in their right mind is going to call Reggie Wayne a weak WR. Instead, Dan Park arguably has 3 WR1s on his roster that could all catch 1200/10 this year. Not only that, he has Alshon Jeffery, a threat to become a solid WR3 in fantasy by believing in one little "fact": not all of Cutler's passes can be too Marshall.... right?
I don't know why he drafted Kendall Wright. He's out with a moderately severe injury, he's a 3rd stringer on his own team, and the Titans aren't going to be a prolific passing team this year. But Mendenhall in the 8th round could pay off. Although Mendenhall is better known for never living up to expectations, he pretty much has the starting job in Arizona. He does have to play 3 of the better defenses in the league 6 times by virtue of being in the NFC West but I'd be surprised if he doesn't get 1,000+ yards.
No Romo (David Kim)
Strength: WR
Weakness: WR3, TE
Best Pick: 2nd Round, Brandon Marshall
Worst Pick: 5th Round, Matt Ryan
Sleeper: All his RB2s; 15th Round, Denard Robinson??
Want to see a sick catch? Check this out. Yep, that was Jordan Cameron, a rookie who is supposed to finish close to the top 5 for TEs. Did you watch the video? He wasn't the guy who made the catch, he was the guy who missed the wide open pass and deflected it into the air for the opposition to intercept. That'll earn your QB's trust.
But Brandon Marshall should be able to make up for any lack of production by Cameron. I'll be surprised if he gets targeted less than 25 times a game. And even at just a 50% catch rate, he'll have 13+ catches a game. Average around 10 yards a catch and you have a record breaking season on your hands. Of course, if that fails, good old Roddy should be good for at least 1,200/8. After that, it becomes a little murky. Mike Williams has had one awesome rookie season and hasn't shown signs of growth since then. He was the No. 1 option that year but they've acquired VJax since. Freeman doesn't show signs of growth and with Doug Martin and a mobile QB, maybe they start moving away from the pass and move towards an option based offense.
The one pattern I've noticed about David is he clearly does a lot of research prior to the draft. He almost reads too many articles which is shown by his drafting of "sleepers" AKA "lottery tickets". You want to balance your roster with these lottery tickets and consistent performers, but he just wants the big score. You look at Montee Ball, Ahmad Bradshaw, and David Wilson, and they're all on every expert's "must-draft" list. Ball has never taken an NFL snap and Wilson had a disappointing year. Bradshaw is in Indy where they've never been a dominant running team. But he's got 3 lottery tickets and only needs 1 to hit. Lastly... DENARD ROBINSON??? Over/under at week 2 where he'll prove to be completely useless and dropped to roam free agency for the rest of our season. This isn't even a lottery ticket. This is betting on a horse at Belmont with 5,000 to 1 odds.
Forte Shades of Jay (Eric Lee)
Strength: WR
Weakness: TE
Best Pick: 7th Round, Giovani Bernard
Worst Pick: 5th Round, Cecil Shorts
Sleeper: 10th Round, Aaron Dobson
We haven't had a repeat championship yet but Eric's put himself in a decent position to be the first. But we'll dive into more of this next week in our Season Predictions. The main reason for this observation is his strength at WR. He has 2 legit WR1 candidates in Dez Bryant, who might finish as a top 3 WR, and Vincent Jackson, and Cecil Shorts could sneak into the top-25 if Gabbert can learn how to throw the ball. I think Cecil was taken too high because I don't know if I'll ever believe in Gabbert but it's up to him to prove me wrong.
Taking Giovani Bernard a round after BJGE was a steal. I believe Bernard will finish the year with much better numbers and that would be Eric's backup. Although BJGE might finish drives as a goal line back, Bernard should quietly put up a 1,000+ yard campaign and might be trade bait halfway through the season when injuries start to hit.
Will Dobson be the latest unknown that Brady turns into a fantasy monster? How many of you guys knew that Wes Welker used to play on the Dolphins? I did (that's right, this is a place for me to gloat about my amazing football knowledge). But that's not that point. The point is that after he went on the Patriots, he became a household name, in both fantasy and real life. He's been a consistent top-60 pick player and has amassed more receptions than anybody in the NFL in the last 5 years. I'm not saying that Dobson is the same player. Welker showed flashes of talent in the one Dolphins game I watched before he came to the Pats. He was breaking tackles and breaking off long runs on punt returns. But Dobson has been put in a place to succeed, especially with a great RB and TE to take the attention off himself. He'll be the 4th option behind Gronk, Ridley, and Amendola, but he'll get enough targets to warrant a roster spot. What he does with those targets will ultimately determine his worth.
Ben There Raped That (Paul Kim)
Strength: RB
Weakness: WR
Best Pick: 5th Round, Matthew Stafford
Worst Pick: 4th Round, Darren Sproles
Sleeper: All his WR3s
Playing it by the book, Paul drafted the 2 best players available on the board by the time it got to the 12th pick. In Jackson and Forte, he's got 2 established vets who have new situations that should be beneficial to their stats. Jackson plays behind a much better offense that has an excellent passing game to deflect some attention away from him. He probably won't be seeing too many 8-in-the-box schemes anymore. Forte, on the other hand, has the familiarity of playing with his teammates from last season but behind an upgraded line and a coach whose focus is on offense. If both these guys can stay healthy, it should be a top-10 season for both.
Now that you've drafted these guys, you use your 4th round pick on.... another running back? With no flex position, what is Sproles going to do on your bench? A very poor decision by Paul. He could have taken a WR to shore up his weakest position (Decker, Nicks, Bowe, Wayne, Colston, Welker, Torrey Smith, and Garcon were still available), especially since his WR1 is an injury prone Danny Amendola. Instead, he chose to back up his RB spot. We'll see how this decision plays out 7 weeks from now. Of course, Sanders, Broyles, Randle, LaFell, and Patterson are guys who are on the cusp of being everyday fantasy starters. It looks like the penchant to gamble on lottery tickets runs in the family.
Matthew Stafford could be a top-5 QB this season. He was extremely unlucky last season and the team just didn't play like the playoff team from 2011. Although he was taken after Kaep, Wilson, and Matt Ryan, he could easily eclipse all their numbers. Remember, he's one of 3 active players (along with Brees and Brady) to eclipse 5,000 passing yards in a season. I'm not saying he belongs next to them in the HOF yet, but I'm saying the potential has been shown. We'll see if he can return to form this year.
Draft Winner: Jacked Up! (Brian Cho)
With no gaping holes at any specific position, some sleepers that should make great reserves, and Janikowski as his kicker, Cho drafted a better team than most of us could at his draft position. Does this mean he'll be the favorite to win? You'll have to check next week.
Runner-up: The Powerhouse (Nelson Kim) - If the only hole is your RB2 spot, you can win the league. Don't believe me? In 2010 my RB2 was Jahvid Best and the ship was mine. Believe.
Draft Loser: Suck Mike Ditka (JY Lee)
Although his drafting skills have been getting better and better, he's still making some costly mistakes. He drafted Brady too high, the wrong RB (BJGE) in the Bengals offense when both were still on the board, drafted a TE too early after the elite options were gone, and drafted a mediocre defense before the last 2 rounds.
Runner-up: TIE
Funky Fresh (David Yim) - He took his defense and kicker way too early and his bench lacks some depth. And I don't think I've ever seen 2 DEF drafted by one team before...
Ben There Raped That (Paul Kim) - Not only did he make that egregious Sproles pick, he compounded it by taking ANOTHER RB in the 7th round. That's 4 RBs in 7 rounds when we can only play 2... Also, take enough WRs?
Sorry for any typos. I didn't proofread.
Don't forget to vote with a comment on the post below!!
Simon Kim
Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Keeper? Draft Order?
1) Keeper league - this would require a 3-4 year commitment and the money up front so that we don't have people bailing out on us left and right. There would have to be a penalty incurred for leaving early other than dire circumstances.
2) Draft Order
a) Auction - Each team would start with a certain amount of cash and bid for players. I'm sure many of you guys are familiar with this. The best case for this is that every team gets a chance at each player.
b) Auction with real money - It would be the same thing as above but the dollars you bid on players would be real money. There would be a salary cap and floor (approx $100 and $60 respectively) and other monies set aside for free agents. The prize money would fluctuate based on how much each person pays for the players.
c) Derby - Brought to me by Cho: Each player gives me their preferred draft order prior to draft day (e.g. 1,9,3,4,6,2,7, etc.). I will pick names out of a hat and whoever gets first pick, will get the slot they want the most. That pick will then be removed from everybody else's list and we will continue on. So if we continue with the example, let's say Cho gets his name drawn first and he also has pick 1 as his top choice. He would get that and my top choice would no longer remain. Then, Eric gets his name picked and the next number on his list is 3 and my 3rd choice would disappear. If my name gets picked next, I would get the 9th pick. Even though my name got picked 3rd, I get my 2nd choice. I think more people will be pleased with their draft position this way.
Let me know what you guys think about both. Leave a comment with a) if you would commit to a keeper league or not next year (approx. $200) and b) which draft order you like (you can say you like the current state as well).
Simon Kim
Monday, August 19, 2013
Draft: Tonight!!!
If you don't check your phones but do check this blog then a) I am honored that checking my blog would take precedence over your phone and b) The draft is TONIGHT @ 7:30 PM CST!
On another note, the only people who are not participating in pick'ems are Cho and Biggie. Paul is the only person who is participating who has yet to pay. Cho or Biggie: it's not too late. As long as you get me 5 bucks before the start of the NFL season, you can join. Once the first game is underway, I'll post what the payouts for pick'ems will be.
That's it for now. Good luck scrambling to get your final cheat sheet together. See you in 6 hours!
Simon Kim
Monday, August 12, 2013
Power Rankings: Team Names!
Dan Park said he needed "something to read" (I totally misquoted you here) before the season officially started so I decided to try something new and review the team names.
Judging criteria include creativity, relativity, and humor. And of course you guys will probably disagree vehemently but this is just my opinion. So, too bad.
In reverse order:
11) Funky Fresh (David Yim) - Really? Doesn't have anything to do with football, no puns, no creativity. David, step your game up.
10) Big TDs (Eric Lee) - We already heard the TDs joke last year... Sorry Eric. I expected more from you.
3-way tie for 9) its my vick in a box (Biggie), The Powerhouse (Nelson), Jacked Up! (Cho) - The difference between these and Eric's is that these were used by the same people who used them last year. It shows a consistency/continuity that's hard to find in team names year-to-year or sometimes, even in a season (I'm still bitter about all those name changes).
6) Suck Mike Ditka (JY) - Starting to get into the actually creative names here. I had to rank this low because a) I don't like the Bears, b) Mike Ditka is kind of a stretch for my dick, and c) because the thought of sucking Mike Ditka is horrifying.
5) Badonkagronk (Mike Lee) - It's creative but at least a season too late. My excuse for Michael is that in Korea, they're still showing highlights of Gronk's 2011, 17 TD season.
4) Donkey Ndamukong (Jon Lee) - If only his last name weren't so long. Halfway through Ndamukong, I forgot what the first part of the joke was so it lost some of its luster. But I think working at Creative Promotional Products has definitely helped you in the team naming process. Hakuna Ngata? (Ngata is pronounced Nah-tah) But nothing beat 2011... J's... LOL
3) Orangevodjuiceka (Dan Park) - Although I do love Dan's random Office jokes, this one has nothing to do with football. I believe I'm being generous to Dan because a) I do love The Office, b) I do love consistency, and c) He came up with the whole name-ranking thing.
2) No Romo (David Kim) - This one has an added funny factor due to the fact that Romo is so bad that he probably gets called gay 1.4 million times per game.
1) Ben There Raped That (Paul Kim) - Kim family domination! The brothers take the top 2 spots and their cousin, Jon, finishes at a respectable 4th. Anyways, we all know Ben raped the girl and got away with a 4-game suspension (reduced from 6 for not raping anybody for a while) while Vick lost millions of dollars, 2 years of football, all his endorsements, and a little over a year of his life in prison. Not saying that what Vick did was right but if the NFL and America believe that dogs lives are more important than the well-being of a HUMAN WOMAN, is it any wonder why our society treats women with such little respect? Anyways, Roethlisberger sucks, as a QB and a human, and I always like being reminded of that.
Congratulations to Paul on his first meaningless title!
Simon Kim