Thursday, October 27, 2022

Week 8 - What a Weird Year

I know anyone can say this in hindsight but I knew this year was going to be weird. After about the top 26 picks in the draft, the next 5 rounds were going to be a crapshoot. It was really hard to justify a certain receiver over a back or how early or late certain QBs or TEs should go. And that has manifested itself into one of the weirdest rankings I've seen at the midpoint of the season.

8 teams are 4-3.

The worst 2 teams are only 2 games out of a playoff spot but also only 2 games out from being 1st.

If you take out the best and worst team outliers, the PF between 2nd and 11th is less than 70 points (<10 points per week).

The volatility of the real life product is reflected in the fantasy season. The lower scoring offenses, no "good" teams after the 3 dominant teams in the league, fading older QBs, inconsistent younger QBs, aging WRs being displaced by streaky young guns, and the RB and TE landscape being extremely murky beyond the top 2 or 3 options all have coalesced into a season where truly anybody can win. So let's see who we think will actually be fighting for the prize 7 weeks from now.

Championship Favorites
#winnable (Chris)
I'm sure you've heard from me ad naseum but having Mahomes guarantees a ship. But aside from that stat, Mahomes has literally been one of the best performers in fantasy. Only scoring under 20 once and the explosive potential to hit 40+ in any week, he's truly a fantasy cheat code. On top of that, if Taysom Hill gets any more play, Chris may be starting 2 QBs against every other team in the league. With his PF lead and a lineup without any true weakness (could use some more star power at WR), Chris should waltz in to the playoffs.

Jacked Up! (Cho)
Cho's team has kind of flown under the radar but if you really take a look at it, it's a juggernaut. Lamar is having an MVP-esque season, he arguably has 3 WR1s, he has the overall RB1 who could become even better in SF, and a Dallas defense that hunts sacks and turnovers that, even though they may be matchup proof, has a very favorable schedule. If he can upgrade his RB2 before the final push, he may be fighting for a bye.

Playoff Locks
Trey Lance Refrigeration (Eric)
Imagine if Eric had a decent QB. He's got 3 top 24 WRs, 2 underrated RBs whose pre-draft value got pushed so far down they ended up becoming potential league winners, and the undisputed #1 TE in the game. Wilson has always been a notoriously slow starter in fantasy, always performing better in the second half of seasons. If he can rediscover some of that magic and become a top 8 QB on a consistent basis, this could be the most complete team top to bottom.

Fe-Brees (Jon)
Jon's team has performed about league average to this point but I think his second half outlook looks great. Juju is starting to thrive next to Mahomes. Ken Walker looks like a true RB1. Tyreek has put to rest any question to whether or not he should be a top 5 WR regardless of who is throwing him the ball. Kyler Murray has shown that he can perform if he has the right weapons on the field with him. While Jonathan Taylor is struggling, he has too much talent so I expect him to bounce back. If Dulcich works out for Jon, watch out.

Dalvin & the Chubbmunks (Rich)
Arguably the best name this year, Rich's team has actually been incredibly solid. He's just had some horrendous matchup luck with some of the biggest scoring games coming against him. His WR3 spot is in flux after Samuel and London have been dealing with some QB issues, but Dalvin and Chubb carry this team as 2 workhorse backs that are the foundation of their offense. Burrow is discovering that magic again that got them to the super bowl last year and if Hock can be a top 5 TE (which isn't that hard with how poorly the position has been doing), Rich might climb up the standings quickly.

The Lucky Last One In
So this was a close one between Dan and Mike. But in the end I chose...

Urkel Grue (Dan)
While both teams look pretty solid on paper, I like Dan's fully healthy team better. Waddle, Diggs, and Keenan form a ridiculous trio at WR, along with Mixon and Etienne who have both been utilized in less than ideal settings but are starting to trend in the right direction. Kittle could actually end up as the TE3 with CMC eating up some of his target share but creating more efficient gains when he does get the ball. Carr is a little underwhelming but maybe Geno can be the x-factor that takes this team over the top. Mike's team looks solid too but it just looks like a step down on everything I wrote about Eric's team (3 top 36 WRs, 2 younger but more volatile backs, #2 TE).

Good luck to all!

Thursday, October 13, 2022

Week 6 - MNF Recap and MOTW

So.... I totally missed last week's MOTW. I was going to do Jon and Dan in what I expected to be a close matchup (more on that later) but work got crazy and my kids got sick and I had a marriage ministry retreat... but enough excuses! I'll do an extra long post with 2 parts: first we will break down the ridiculous MNF game and then get a MOTW for week 6.

Let's start by breaking down what was one of the more memorable MNF matchups as 8 teams had actual matchup implications going into the night. Usually, even if you have multiple matchups waiting on the Monday night result, only 1 or 2 can actually impact the final result or become nailbiters but this week was extraordinarily ridiculous. Let's go from least to most intense.

4. Jung vs. Paul

Jung entered the night down less than 15 points. He still had CEH, who has been freakishly effective on a low touch count, and the KC defense facing off against a potent but not-quite-living-up-to-their-potential Raiders. It wasn't quite in the bag but it definitely felt winnable.

The first big moment of the game came when CEH had a ridiculous catch on a short pass and seemed to get tackled in to the end zone. But on further review, it was 1 yard short, leading Kelce to vulture his TD (more on this later). 6.1 points down the drain.

On the ensuing Raiders drive, the KC defense finally got a huge play. Chris Jones rushed from the outside, sacked Carr, and as he was driving him to the ground, ripped the ball away from him. 3 points for Jung!... until the refs make the worst roughing the passer call since... Sunday when Grady Jarrett got a flag for... tackling Tom Brady? Anyways, there goes another 3 points AND potentially another 1 because the Raiders ended up hitting a FG on this play which took them over the scoring bracket that would cost Jung a point.

Finally, on the last TD drive, Mahomes once again found CEH on the right side for a quick screen and it looked like he might be able to make it in. But once again, he gets stopped on the 1, even as he reaches for the pylon. Another 6.1 points disappeared, just like that.

That's 15.2 points that Jung missed out on in a matchup decided by less than 10 points. Rough week for Jung but it's about to get worse for some of the other people on this list.

3. David K vs. Simon

David needed 19 points to win this matchup. It was a long shot with only a kicker left but if he could get a couple long field goals on the board early, it didn't seem out of the realm of possibility.

The game actually started out poorly for David. The Raiders scored 2 TDs in the first 16 minutes of the game so he only had 2 points to show for it. It felt like it was going to take a miracle to even have a shot. Well, somebody decided to call in a miracle.

The first 50+ yard field goal came after the Raiders are stopped at the 34 yard line facing 4th and 1. Josh Jacobs has been eating up yards like crazy at this point (also more to come on Jacobs) and in a fight against KC, you don't really want to try and win with kicks. I thought this was a clear go for it situation. Instead, they trotted out Carlson to make it a 3 possession game. 7 points in the first half? Simon wasn't quite fretting yet.

After KC scored a quick TD to make it 17-7, the Raiders were outside of FG range and facing third and long in their own territory. They were about to turn the ball over and allow KC to get the last points of the half until that BS Chris Jones play kept the drive alive. The next few plays were super conservative, getting them to the KC 32. Now usually, you add 17 yards to where the line of scrimmage is to get your FG distance: 9 for the end zone, 8 for where the holder sets up. But this one added 18 to make it a 50 yard field goal. For kickers, 49 and 50 are basically the same thing. But for our league, that's an extra point. David suddenly had 12 points going in to the half, only needing 7 to wrap this thing up.

In the second half, KC takes the lead and the Raiders are trying to stay in the game. They get a huge play from Josh Jacobs that takes them to the KC22. That means if they gain a couple yards and kick a field goal, at most, it should only count for 3 points as it will be 39 yards or under. But instead, Carr gets sacked, barely gets yards on his next 2 plays and they kick a 47 yarder. 4 more points means only 3 to win for David.

After the Raiders score the game-tying TD, McDaniels goes for 2 instead of the XP. 1 point wouldn't change the outcome of the matchup but at least there was then a chance for OT. The Chiefs got the ball back and started driving down and it looked like they might run out the clock. But their drive stalled, giving the Raiders one more chance. On a huge play (that I'll go into detail later), the Raiders don't get in to FG range and ultimately David never gets his chance to win the matchup. Simon's blood pressure goes back to normal as he squeaks by on a win of less than 3 points.

2. Jon vs. Dan

Jon had a 21.4 point lead going in to this game. He could absorb some TDs but if Carr had a monster game, it was over for him.

The first half was actually quite favorable for Jon. Carr did throw a TD but with Josh Jacobs dominating and scoring a rushing TD, it seemed like it could be a quiet night for Carr. He even should have fumbled on that sack that we've mentioned before, losing 2 points, which would have been enough for the win if everything else held the same.

In the second half, as the Chiefs dominated time of possession and Carr struggled with finding receivers, it looked like it might be in the bag. But with their backs against the wall and a 7 point deficit, Carr found Adams deep for a TD on a completely busted coverage by the Chiefs secondary. Thankfully, the Raiders didn't attempt to throw on the 2 point conversion so there was no chance he would lose there. Jon was holding on to a .18 (i.e. 5 passing yard lead) and just needed Mahomes to ice the game so Carr never touched the ball again. Mahomes failed to convert on 3rd and 4 and Carr got one more chance to lead Dan's team to victory.

The first 2 plays were running plays by the Raiders. At first I was confused but it made sense. They only needed to get in field goal range, Jacobs had been super effective, the Chiefs were preventing any huge downfield shots, and they needed to kill clock to make sure that the Chiefs didn't have a chance at winning the game themselves. After the 2 minute warning though, Carr finds Renfrow for 9 yards, flipping the .18 lead from Jon to Dan. Jon still had a chance if Carr, in his desperation, threw a pick, or got sacked and fumbled the ball. But a few plays later, on a failed 4th down attempt, it was over. Jon would lose the closest matchup of the night, only .54 points, on the last meaningful drive of the game.

1. David Y vs. Eric

David entered the matchup with a lead of 29.98 points. He had Adams and Waller. Eric had Jacobs and Kelce. If you watched the game, or you've been reading any of the stuff above, you know how this ends. But before the game, David seemed pretty comfortable. He could absorb one monster game with the points he had and he basically had 2 star receiving options to outscore whoever didn't have the monster game. Well, what if both have monster games?

Disaster first struck when after 2 drives, Waller appeared on the sidelines in a hoodie. He had reaggravated a hamstring issue and wasn't going to return to the game. At this point, this was terrible news for David but Adams had just scored a 58 yard TD and Kelce hadn't quite done anything yet so it was not as comforting but a 40+ point lead midway through the 1st quarter was not the worst situation to be in.

On the next Raiders drive, one Josh (McDaniels) decided the other Josh (Jacobs) was going to feature heavily. There were 12 snapped balls on this drive. 6 were rushes by Jacobs, including the 1 yard TD. The worst part was that Adams had basically set the TD up with nothing to show for it. He drew 2 PI calls for 48 yards, including one in the end zone that set up the 1 yard run. But hope was not lost. It was still a 30 point game midway through the 2nd quarter. And then Mahomes took over.

We've heard it already, right? Kelce 1 yard TD after CEH can't get in. Jacobs runs some more. After halftime, another Kelce TD. Jacobs gets some more while Carr struggles in the pass game. Another Kelce TD, tying his career record. Adams still is catchless in the 2nd half. Jacobs continues to pound the rock. Kelce has made up 20+ points from all these short TD catches and Jacobs has made up the rest of the deficit by just grinding out yards. At this point, the score is 107.04-103.36. David is clinging on to a small lead with the Raiders taking over on offense.

Jacobs gets the rock 3 of the first 4 plays and he breaks off 2 huge runs, one for 14 and another for 37. This is the point where Eric first takes the lead. He's up 108.66-107.04. The drive ends in a FG and with the ball back to Mahomes, Eric can breathe easy as David can't make up points while KC has the ball. 

The good news gets better for Eric. Kelce stays quiet all drive until he vultures the 1 yard TD from CEH again on an easy crossing route through the entire Raiders defense. He was literally uncovered. I don't understand how a guy catches 3 TDs against your team and then you decide the best course of action at the 1 yard line is to not cover him. But anyways, Eric is happy. It's not over but at 115.26-107.04, he can absorb a TD if Jacobs can eat up some of the yards.

Well, Jacobs does eat up some yards, 29 to be exact, but on 3rd and 6, Carr bombs it to Adams for a 48 yard TD strike. After being quiet the entire 2nd half, Adams puts David back on top: 118.34-118.06. Jacobs falls just short of the 2 point conversion, keeping David in the lead. He can't quite rest easy yet as Kelce takes the field, trying to kill the clock.

Surprisingly though, on KC's last meaningful drive, Kelce doesn't even get targeted once. A combination of Sky Moore, CEH, and Hardman fails to ice the game, giving the Raiders one last chance. And with the Raiders needing to move the ball, it seems like it's time for Adams to put the finishing touches on the game.

Until Jacobs runs. And runs again. And runs again. He racks up 21 yards in a hurry, giving Eric the lead again at 120.26-118.34. But the Raiders realize they need to start throwing the ball as they know they're not going to make up the yards to get in to FG range by just running with Jacobs. On 3rd and 1, with the game on the line, Carr hits Adams on the right sideline for 15 yards! Just enough to get into FG range and to give David the slimmest of leads (.08). But on further review, Adams taps his toe before he gets full control of the ball, leading to a 4th and 1. On 4th and I, Carr gets a blitz up the middle so he decides to air it out for Adams again and he runs into Renfrow on overlapping routes, not allowing him to even have a chance at the ball. The game ends in a disappointing loss for both the Raiders and David.

What an exhilarating night with 4 people happy they survived and 4 people disappointed in the outcomes. Isn't this what we play fantasy for?

On to the...

MOTW

5. BEST TEAM (Mike) vs. 8. #winnable (Chris)

Since I wrote on so many teams above, I thought I'd give a shoutout to 2 teams in the middle of the pack. But these are not ordinary middle of the pack teams. Chris may be in 8th but he's got the highest PF and has had some bad matchup luck (although nobody is beating Rich in the bad luck department. Not even Chris matches all of Rich's opponents' points combined). He's got the league trump card in Mahomes and possibly the X-factor of the year in Taysom. On the other side, Mike might be middling so far but he's the reigning champ. He won't go down easily.

QB: Mike ◯ ◯ ◯ ðŸŸ¢ ◯ Chris

At first I was going to put this all the way to Chris's side but he does get a stingy defense in the Bills that may cause him to get some negative points. He'll still get 30+ in a shootout but probably not the 50 we're expecting. On the other side, Rodgers has been disappointing but if there's ever a get right opportunity, it's against the Jets. He won't score as much as Mahomes but he'll keep it competitive as he finally tosses 3 TD in a game.

WR: Mike ◯ ðŸŸ¢  ◯ ◯ Chris

Most of the receivers in this matchup are kind of boom bust 2nd options. Higgins will depend on who Burrow locks on to that week (him or Chase), Thielen requires a double team on JJ to really be productive, Godwin requires Mike Evans to have a slow day, Gabe Davis gets long balls but is a clear 2nd behind Diggs, and Olave may have to compete with both Thomas and Kamara, depending on who plays QB. The pendulum swings to Mike's side because Cooper Kupp is the first, second, and third option for the Rams and Stafford's subconscious racism.

RB: Mike ◯ ◯ ◯ ðŸŸ¢ ◯ Chris

I almost put this all the way to Chris again but Ekeler and Fournette have almost been playing too well to keep it going. I expect them to combine to score around 40 points but there's no way they both score 30+ like last week... right? On the other side, Jeff Wilson should get nice run in a game SF should win easily and Rhamondre gets to feast on a Cleveland team that Ekeler just destroyed on the ground.

TE/K/DST: Mike ◯ ◯ ðŸŸ¢  ◯ Chris

Mike has arguably the best (or second best) TE you can have in the game. But Chris has a freaking QB/RB/TE/coach playing in his TE spot. He could put up 0, he could up 35. You really just don't know. He's an Andy Dalton injury away from playing 2 QBS in his roster. Bass should be heavily involved in a high scoring affair and both defenses get to face mediocre offenses and should be able to generate some sacks and turnovers, although I do like GB a tad more than a Bosa-less Chargers D. If you want to swing it Mike's way, I don't blame you but I'll call it a wash.

Winner: Chris

If Chris is going to win the league and keep the Mahomes reverse curse (blessing?) going, he's going to have to start rolling off wins so he's not fighting to make the playoffs. He'll continue his winning ways this week in what should be a comfortable win over Mike (10+ points).

Good luck to all!



Sunday, October 2, 2022

Week 4 - MOTW

You may be thinking "Simon, you're late for this week too!" But I actually already had the matchup below in mind and realized they wouldn't play anybody in the Thursday game, meaning I wouldn't have to write this until the weekend (although this is the truth, some detractors will automatically assume I am slacking. To them (actually, just David K) I say, suck it.)*

*Yes, I am reusing my excuse from last week even though this week I was sick which caused the delay. But it still applies! (And for those that think that I am just picking a matchup after the Thursday game that was not affected by the Thursday game, I can neither confirm nor deny that is true)

MOTW

1. Football is Death (David K) vs. 2. Jacked Up! (Cho)

1 vs. 2

QB: David ◯ ◯ ðŸŸ¢ ◯ ◯ Cho

Initially, i was leaning towards David as Josh Allen should shred a defense that gave up 6 TDs to Tua and Lamar may struggle with arguably the best defense un the NFL. But then I realized that half of Buffalo's defense is injured and Lamar will have to go nuts for the Ravens to stay in the game, which I have full faith that he will do.

WR: David ◯ ◯ ðŸŸ¢ ◯ ◯ Cho

These 2 teams actually have really similar profiles. They both have a WR1 that's a target hog in an iffy offense (Marquise, Pittman), they both have a WR1A/B in a maybe iffier offense and across from another WR that could lay claim to that role (Sutton, Samuel), and they both have a rookie WR that may be the WR1 on their team (Wilson, Doubs). Too close to call this one.

RB: David ◯ ◯ ◯ ðŸŸ¢ ◯ Cho

Finally, a non-tie. While Najee should feast on the Jets in a game they're expected to win, CMC and Kareem Hunt are two top 18 backs, regardless of matchup. While Hunt and Pollard both share reps with another runner on their team, Hunt's ability + surrounding talent surpasses what Pollard is able to do.

TE/K/DST: David ◯ ◯ ðŸŸ¢  ◯ Cho

Both TEs have compromised QB situations so I'll call that pretty much a wash, even though whichever TE catches a TD may be the one that makes the difference in this matchup. From a D perspective, Pittsburgh does get Zach Wilson in his season debut but Watt is out so we can temper expectations (also, hopefully nobody's mom is there which would only motivate Wilson to be amazing).

Winner: Cho

It's going to be a close matchup with the winner taking first place going into week 5 but I think Cho squeaks this one out solely on the RB advantage he has. David is still in great position at 3-1 but will have to acquiesce his spot at the top of the leader board.

Good luck to all!