This past year has been one of the weirdest I've ever lived through. In my 10 years of working, I've never been home for this long (6 months and counting). And I could sit here and talk about COVID or BLM but I think we've gotten enough of that from all our other media sources. Instead, let's focus on some other things, especially, positive things. Since the last football season ended:
- Jon welcomed a baby girl into the world
- David Y got married (just 3 days ago actually and was the reason we couldn't draft on Monday)
- Paul got engaged
If there's anybody I missed, I do apologize but it also probably means we haven't talked in a while. Don't be a stranger and reach out any time!
Some of you are probably thinking "WTF is going on with Simon?" But this is all an introduction and segue into the column, which is going to be a quick draft review (don't have time to go into too many details) but the caveat is that it's all going to be positive things about each team. Just think of this as my yearly draft review column if Jon was writing the column and he owned every team. So without further ado:
1. David Y Team (David Y)
Favorite Pick: Lamar Jackson, 2nd round
Do I think he might regress a bit? Yes. But I still don't know how defenses are supposed to stop a guy who can just juke or outrun all your defenders. The Titans just dared him to throw in the playoffs and attacked the box aggressively but not every team is fit to do that. And who knows how much further he's come as a passer?
Favorite Sleeper (Picked in round 9 or later): Mike Gesicki, 10th round
Obviously we love the name (If David's team isn't Shibal Gesicki by next week, I might have to change it for him). But once Tua takes over, this Jimmy Graham-lite TE should be a big part of turning around the offense in Miami.
2. Jacked Up! (Brian)
Favorite Pick:Robert Woods, 4th round
They lost Brandin Cooks and Todd Gurley and really didn't gain any replacements so I think Woods and Kupp are in line for huge workloads. While Kupp does better on the underneath routes, I think Woods will come to be Goff's go to option.
Favorite Sleeper: Jalen Reagor, 14th round
It's kind of ironic that in what's been labeled the greatest wide receiver draft class in a long time, none of them look to be huge fantasy impacts from day 1. Well, between Alshon's injuries and DeSean's antisemitism, I think Reagor will be the number 1 option here soon enough.
3. Wizzeak! (Jung) [probably my favorite team name this year. "Adios, turd nuggets!"]
Favorite Pick: David Johnson, 4th round
This is a ridiculous value pick for a guy who was a top 5 option just a few years ago. Sure, he hasn't quite impressed since then but injuries and terrible schemes are the bigger issues than his talent. He only has to fend off Duke Johnson and with Nuk gone, DJ could become Watson's best friend.
Favorite Sleeper: Ian Thomas, 15th round
No more Olsen means it's time for Thomas to shine. He should get plenty of targets from a conservative Teddy.
4. The Glory Hogans (Paul)
Favorite Pick: Chris Carson, 3rd round
Carson is one of those guys you set and forget. His floor is a RB2 and his ceiling could vault him into a top 10 finish. While Seattle has a great QB, they're still a run first team and Carson fits the mold well.
Favorite Sleeper: Kerryon Johnson, 12th round
For all the hype around their new rookie and the signing of AP, we forget that Kerryon is still the lead back in Detroit. He never got a full workload, and still may not, but he's been a productive back nonetheless.
5. Fe-Brees (Jon)
Favorite Pick: James Conner, 3rd round
Sure, he had a bad year last year. But with the rapist back under center and no major competition for his starting job, he may be closer to his 2018 version than his 2019 version.
Favorite Sleeper: Sony Michel, 14th round
We're still not 100% sure of the effects of his injury and how Bill is going to split up this RBBC, but Sony has been solid in his first 2 years. If he can come back healthy, are Burkhead and White really going to prevent him from being the RB1?
6. DK vs. Everybody (David K)
Favorite Pick: Clyde Edwards-Helaire, 1st round
If you can't tell, I'm all in on the Chiefs this year. And this includes their rookie with great hands in the backfield. The Chiefs' biggest problem (hard to find one from a team that won the Super Bowl) last year was red zone efficiency and CEH could be the answer in both the run game and the screen game.
Favorite Sleeper: Cam Newton, 11th round
We don't know the status of his shoulder but Cam + Bill should make for a very interesting season. If he doesn't have great numbers, let's at least hope for an entertaining season.
7. BEST TEAM (Mike)
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8. Suzy Y Team (Eric)
Favorite Pick: Keenan Allen, 5th round
The fact that one of the most consistent receivers and best route runners dropped to the late 5th round is ridiculous. Even if Tyrod and Herbert are no Rivers, Allen should put up WR2 numbers based on his talent alone.
Favorite Sleeper: James Robinson, 13th round
While I hate Eric for taking him, I must applaud his choice. Whatever Robinson showed was enough for the Jaguars to let go of Fournette, a top 5 pick. Sure, the Jaguars will suck. But let's see what this guy can do with his 20 touches a game and a bit of Minshew Magic.
9. #ridethewave (Chris)
Favorite Pick: Austin Ekeler, 2nd round
Somebody I wanted before eventually selecting Sanders, I think Ekeler is going to do just fine, as he showed during Gordon's absence last year. With the added boost of our .5 PPR, his receiving skills will be that much more valuable.
Favorite Sleeper: Aaron Rodgers, 9th round
I know the situation isn't ideal for him but if being slighted on draft day got him an MVP and a Super Bowl win, I wonder how he'll take the latest move of the Packers drafting his successor.
10. fresh cream cakes (Biggie) [shout-out: go visit Tous Les Jour in Wicker Park to get some of your own fresh cream cakes!]
Favorite Pick: Juju Smith-Schuster, 3rd round
I think Juju was one pick away from going to Dan and us having the best Office x FF crossover of all time with the team name of "Voodoo Mama Juju". But yeah, Juju is going to be great. He has the sexual assaulter back to throw him deep balls and he should be a solid WR1.
Favorite Sleeper: Sterling Shephard, 9th round
Someone has to catch balls in NY, right? I keep hearing how Daniel Jones is going to be good but none of his receivers are going in the top 6 rounds. Seems odd to me...
11. Microgement (Dan) [please never stop coming up with these names]
Favorite Pick: Tyreek Hill, 1st round, Travis Kelce, 2nd round
He not only neutralizes Mahomes when he plays against him, he's also guaranteeing 150 yards and a TD every week from 2 positions. And that's just the floor. Watch out for KC.
Favorite Sleeper: Justin Jefferson, 9th round
Replacing Diggs will be a tall order but with the extra attention paid to Adam Thielen, expect this very talented receiver to be a useful spot starter in fantasy.
Good luck to all!